Debra's Abuse
of Ray
For her part, Debra returns Ray's love by being
physically, mentally and emotionally abusive to him. Following is an attempt to
track some of these abuses. Just imagine the furor that would arise if Ray
did any of these to Deb.
|
Abuse |
Episode |
| Calls him "Pathetic" when he tries to be romantic |
All I Want For Christmas |
| Threatens to bite his nose off; tells Robert to punch him |
Ally's Birth |
| Hits him; calls him Stupid |
Alone Time |
| Calls him an Idiot |
Anniversary |
| Threatens to "Hurt" him |
The Author |
| Denies to people that she knows him; calls him a "goofball" |
A Vote For Debra |
|
Shoves him into a bookcase; hits him; threatens to "Smack" him; threatens to get Marie to "Smack the crap out of [him]"; calls him a "Gigantic Ass", "Insensitive Durfwad", "Jerk"; shoves him away when he tries to hug her |
Bad Moon Rising (the PMS episode) |
| Elbows him in the ribs |
Baggage |
| Grabs his hair and jerks his head back |
The Ball |
| Calls him an Idiot |
Be Nice |
| Hits him |
Blabbermouths |
|
Pretends to get plastic surgery, then calls him an Idiot when he's stimulated by her breasts. Tells him he's gone soft in the middle and has a concave ass |
Boob Job |
| Calls him a "Talking pig who lies" |
Boy's Therapy |
| Calls him a "Stupid, stupid man" |
The Breakup Tape |
| Hits him; calls him an Idiot |
Bully On The Bus |
| Hits him repeatedly with a pillow |
Call Me Mom |
|
Demeans him with "Let's get this over with" as they're preparing to make love; hits him with a carton of milk; calls him a "Jerk"; calls him a "Baby" |
The Can Opener |
|
Throws chocolate in his face; threatens to end his life; calls him a "manipulative jerk" |
Christmas Present |
| Calls him an Idiot |
Civil War |
| Feeds him meatloaf |
Confronting the Attacker |
| Tells him he makes her sick; calls him a "big phony" |
Counseling |
| Threatens to "Crack [him] across the chops"; Calls him an Idiot |
Dancing With Debra |
| Pours hot tomato sauce in his lap |
Debra Makes Something Good |
| Threatens to "Bite [his] nose really hard" |
Debra's Sick |
| Calls him an Idiot |
Debra's Workouts |
| Grabs his nipple and twists it |
The Disciplinarian |
| Tells him that making love with him is a "chore [she doesn't] like to do" |
Father Knows Least |
| Elbows him in the ribs |
Frank, The Writer |
| Calls him an Idiot |
Golf |
| Calls him an Idiot |
Good Girls |
| Sprays him with furniture cleaner |
Hackidu |
| Hits him |
Home From School |
|
Pokes him in the kidney |
Homework |
| Calls him a "Pig"; throws him into the couch; twists his foot |
Humm Vac |
| Calls him a "Jerk" |
In-Laws |
| Tells him he's Dumb |
Italy, part 1 |
| Elbows him in the testicles and gut |
Jealous Robert |
|
Calls him an Idiot |
Left Back |
| Calls him a "Bastardo" |
Let's Fix Robert |
| Hits him repeatedly on the head |
The Letter |
| Grabs his arm and throws him into a chair |
The Lone Barone |
| Calls him a "Freak" |
Look Don't Touch |
| Calls him an Idiot |
Marie's Sculpture |
|
Hits him on the side of the head; shoves him away and says "get off of me" when he tries to hug her |
Meant To Be |
| Hits him in the leg, forcing him to fall to his knees |
Meeting The Parents |
|
Removes all the linens from the bed and turns the thermostat down, forcing him to sleep in a sweat suit on a bare mattress |
Net Worth |
|
Hits him repeatedly on the arms |
Not So Fast |
| Grabs his finger and twists it up behind his back; tells him he makes her sick |
Older Women |
| Calls him an Idiot |
Peter On The Couch |
| Hits him on the head with a box of cereal |
Pet The Bunny |
| Hits him; shoves him; stamps on his foot; calls him Idiotic |
The Plan |
| Bites his ear; Says his stomach "looks like a deflated clown balloon" |
Power of No |
| Says he "wallows in [his] own filth" |
P.T. & A. |
| Calls him an "Ass Jack" |
Ray's Journal |
| Throws all his clothes out the window |
Ray's Ring |
| Calls him a "Freak" |
Recovering Pessimist |
| Hits him repeatedly; calls him a "Jerk"; calls him an Idiot |
The Ride Along |
| Grabs his face to stop him from talking |
Robert Needs Money |
| Calls him a "Jerkwad" |
Robert's Wedding |
| Calls him an Idiot |
Separation |
| Calls him an Idiot |
The Sitter |
| Calls him an Idiot |
Six Feet Under |
| Calls him an Idiot |
The Skit |
| Calls him a "Little Weasel"; dumps ice cream in his crotch |
Standard Deviation |
| Hits him repeatedly |
Super Bowl |
| Hits him; Shoves him |
The Tenth Anniversary |
| Pushes him away when he tries to hug her and growls "get out of here!" |
Thank You Notes |
| Hits him |
The Thought That Counts |
| Threatens to feed him his "last meal" |
Tissues |
|
Whips him repeatedly with a towel; grabs his shoulder and digs in with her fingers, causing him pain |
The Visit |
| Calls him "Insane"; says he does "jerky" things, shoots a flashbulb in his face |
The Walk To The Door |
| Hits him; shoves him; calls him a Moron |
The Wedding, part 2 |
| Elbows him in the eye |
Who Am I? |
|
Places bets with their kids that Ray will do stupid things |
Whose Side Are You On? |
|
Tells him he has a "dorky" face; calls him stupid |
Who's Next? |
| Grabs his ear and drags him across the room; implies that he may "die tomorrow" |
Young Girl |
| Hits him on the head with a stuffed rabbit |
Your Place Or Mine |
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