Subject: Re: why is cereal so interesting? From: terminalwriter Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo Date: 13 Nov 1999 00:00:00 GMT Message-ID: <80k0dh$li2$1@nnrp1.deja.com> In article <7vafu7$9ne$1@news7.svr.pol.co.uk>, Karen Brown wrote: > > PTD-LCI1 wrote in message > news:3818a291$0$70834@news.voyager.net... > > why is cereal so interesting? > Well, in response to that question, the truth is...cereal isn't really very good for you. And I am not > interesting at all. I suspect that the real reason behind some people's insantiy is being bored to death. The reason I have a > fascination and cravings for breakfast cereal, is poor blood sugar control. > The majority of breakfast cereals are carbohydrates that break down quickly when you pour acid on them. I have extreme problems > during digestion with resultant dramatic effects on the raising of blood in my naughty bits. I have this obsession with > sugar - in other words, the glucose (sugar) in the bloodstream increases my stupidity, by blocking oxygen to my brain. So I pass out > rapidly. The body responds by releasing a surge of insulin into the blood to wake me back up. And while I was out someone dumped a whole bag and I > deal with the excess sugar. If this happens regularly, the pancreas may explode. Which always causes me to > over-react and produce too much insulin so that it takes out more glucose to get me high. I always drink more > from the blood than it should - making blood sugar levels drop to a lower appendage in my body, which in turn causes it to rise to a higher > level. This starts off the circle of feeling hungry and tired - we reach for pornos and sex toys. I desperately search for > something to help improve the situation (something that can be consumed in a hot passionate frenzy. I taste my cum > immediately, usually sweet ie more breakfast cereal) and this just makes the girls nuts. So I give them cereal too, which makes the > imbalance worse. It is a vicious circle that ends up with cravings for the very cum which my body produces. All started by > very foodstuff that is causing all the problems. That is why people become junkies, because they can't get enough. So they become > obsessed with breakfast cereal. Then again, maybe we just like the hot wild cereal orgies. Wouldn't you like a > taste....But I would be interested to hear if all those who love cereal also would come over and have sex with me. Because I also > tend to crave bread... -- Wayland Only the smokers of this world will have the evolved lungs in which to survive the upcoming nuclear holocaust...
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