Subject:    Re: Why does Chick-A-Filet close on Sunday?
From:       Paul G. Barnes
Newsgroups: alt.food,alt.fan.tom-servo
Date:       Mon, 23 Aug 1999
Message-ID: <JAgw3.509$Ry2.2722@news1.atl>


Dan Tropea wrote some of this...
>A new fast food restaurant just openned up
my veins and started pumping fat in. This was
>at my local mall. The restaurant is called
Transfatty-acids To U. It was not as good as
>Chick-A-Filet. Well Saturday when i went i
nearly had a heart attack! For desert i
>tried a sample of their chicken. It was excellent.
>
>Today i went in and they were closed. A sign
said long-haired freaky people need not apply
>with a picture of the owner stating that they
were trolling for morons who bitched because they
>have been closed every Sunday since 1946.
>
>Well i am sure that the other 10 fast food
joints are laughing thier asses off! These
>restaurants at the mall just love it. But it
is beyond me why anyone might want a day off. It
>seems to me that they are cutting off
thier penises (penii?) with a big knife and
>the revenue of their second biggest day
just isn't enough. I try to get the fat injection
>each week. If anything the weekend is the
the time when I feel the loneliest. It is the
>worst time to close.
>
>I guess this place will be closed down for good
reason. I mean, if they don't, I'll probably die
>soon. I am tempted never to eat there - why
kill myself slowly when a i can use a gun. I
>get used to a place when they are closed half
of my arteries with 90% blockage. I want to know
>the time you go to the mall.
>
>This has to be one of the dumbest owners in
the world. And i know dumb! I'm the dumbest person in
>America. God knows how his chain stays in
his nose like that. It's really none of my
>businees. Anyone know?  This is the first
time i've turned my dubious attention to the
>Chick-A-Filet to hit my area.


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