Subject: Re: Why does Chick-A-Filet close on Sunday? From: Paul G. Barnes Newsgroups: alt.food,alt.fan.tom-servo Date: Mon, 23 Aug 1999 Message-ID: <JAgw3.509$Ry2.2722@news1.atl> Dan Tropea wrote some of this... >A new fast food restaurant just openned up my veins and started pumping fat in. This was >at my local mall. The restaurant is called Transfatty-acids To U. It was not as good as >Chick-A-Filet. Well Saturday when i went i nearly had a heart attack! For desert i >tried a sample of their chicken. It was excellent. > >Today i went in and they were closed. A sign said long-haired freaky people need not apply >with a picture of the owner stating that they were trolling for morons who bitched because they >have been closed every Sunday since 1946. > >Well i am sure that the other 10 fast food joints are laughing thier asses off! These >restaurants at the mall just love it. But it is beyond me why anyone might want a day off. It >seems to me that they are cutting off thier penises (penii?) with a big knife and >the revenue of their second biggest day just isn't enough. I try to get the fat injection >each week. If anything the weekend is the the time when I feel the loneliest. It is the >worst time to close. > >I guess this place will be closed down for good reason. I mean, if they don't, I'll probably die >soon. I am tempted never to eat there - why kill myself slowly when a i can use a gun. I >get used to a place when they are closed half of my arteries with 90% blockage. I want to know >the time you go to the mall. > >This has to be one of the dumbest owners in the world. And i know dumb! I'm the dumbest person in >America. God knows how his chain stays in his nose like that. It's really none of my >businees. Anyone know? This is the first time i've turned my dubious attention to the >Chick-A-Filet to hit my area.
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