Why does Chick-A-Filet close on Sunday?

Subject:    Re: Why does Chick-A-Filet close on Sunday?
From:       Mortis
Newsgroups: alt.food,alt.fan.tom-servo
Date:       Mon, 23 Aug 1999 
Message-ID: <37c5bcc2.2401883@news.mindspring.com>


I used my telepathic powers to read
<6779-37C0BB51-112@newsd-233.iap.bryant.webtv.net>, in which
Dan Tropea typed *some* of this:

>A new fast food restaurant just openned up 
my heart.  I gave them lots of money
>at my local mall. The restaurant is called
Goats 'n' Things. There is no restaurant called
>Chick-A-Filet. Well Saturday when i went i
was suprised that they were out of goat, so i
>tried a sample of their chicken. It was excellent.
It was almost as good as their baby goat's head.
>Today i went in and they were closed. A sign
with a voice asked me what my order was. I went inside
>with a picture of the owner stating that they
would give me all the money now. Unfortunately, they
>have been closed every Sunday since 1946.
Why can I not get the money all the time???
>Well i am sure that the other 10 fast food
groups are full of salt and fat. I is big spender, and
>restaurants at the mall just love it. But it
not have enough goat for me.  It really
>seems to me that they are cutting off
what I already don't have, which is sad because
>the revenue of their second biggest day
would pay for my prosthesis. I re-order it
>each week. If anything the weekend is the
best time for goody-goody fun snacks, also the
>worst time to close. 
But what do I know, since I wroship Satan?
>I guess this place will be closed down for good
since I have decided never to go to spite them
>soon. I am tempted never to eat there - why
pay for cooked goat when I can kill them myself? I
>get used to a place when they are closed half
of Easter and Christmas. This is not
>the time you go to the mall. 
I haven't been outside the mall in...well, ever.
>This has to be one of the dumbest owners in
the goat restaurant biz. Free will is stupid in
>America. God knows how his chain stays in
his pants like that, mine just flops around his
>businees. Anyone know?  This is the first
of the many things that are not called
>Chick-A-Filet to hit my area.  

Mortis
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