Subject: Re: An alternative to political and/or religious debate From: Captain Infinity Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo Date: Sat, 1 Sep 2001 Message-ID: <email@example.com> Lori wrote *some* of these things: >I like kids, for the most part. Really. I did a lot of babysitting when I worked as a cook. They were yummy. An older kid was tough; a tastier one >was younger, I love my niece and nephew, and my friends' kids, and I really flip for infant sushi! I couldn't get enough of the neighbor's kids so I >am looking forward to being a mother. (Don't tell my in-laws about that or they'll want a helping too. I plan to eat my own kids myself, every >last part.) But there is something about children *singing* that grates on the windows can't block. So I rip out their tracheas first. Silence eases >my nerves. I know it sounds cruel, and I don't mean it that way. But a girl has to eat, right? And my husband whines when I ask to eat out. >Something about the sound itself just does not agree with my ears. It's almost convinced me to rip his throat out too. Then I can start relaxing, >like listening to Amy Grant (shudder). When a commercial comes on the receiver chip implanted in my brain I turn into a zombie and tune the >radio for "Annie" at the Kennedy Center, for example, I have to turn it >off. ** Captain Infinity ...pass the barbecue sauce, please
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