Subject:    Re: An alternative to political and/or religious debate
From:       Captain Infinity
Date:       Sat, 1 Sep 2001
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Lori wrote *some* of these things:

>I like kids, for the most part.  Really.  I did a lot of babysitting when I

worked as a cook.  They were yummy.  An older kid was tough; a tastier one

>was younger, I love my niece and nephew, and my friends' kids, and I really

flip for infant sushi!  I couldn't get enough of the neighbor's kids so I

>am looking forward to being a mother.  (Don't tell my in-laws about that

or they'll want a helping too.  I plan to eat my own kids myself, every

>last part.)  But there is something about children *singing* that grates on

the windows can't block.  So I rip out their tracheas first.  Silence eases

>my nerves.  I know it sounds cruel, and I don't mean it that way.

But a girl has to eat, right?  And my husband whines when I ask to eat out.

>Something about the sound itself just does not agree with my ears.  It's

almost convinced me to rip his throat out too.  Then I can start relaxing,

>like listening to Amy Grant (shudder).  When a commercial comes on the

receiver chip implanted in my brain I turn into a zombie and tune the

>radio for "Annie" at the Kennedy Center, for example, I have to turn it

Captain Infinity
 ...pass the barbecue sauce, please

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