Subject: Re: The Deconstruction of Falling Posts
(a few 1000 more last words)
From: Infinity@world.std.com (Captain Infinity)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.religion.kibology
Date: Fri, 6 Mar 1998
Message-ID: <3502311a.3349537@news-f.std.com>
In article <openbook-0403982329550001@ppp-asft02--055.sirius.net>
Blackhawk wrote *some* of these things:
>Some people will define this as Dharma, some will call it snychronicty,
Greg will call it Marsha, The Police will call it "Zenyattà Mondatta", and
>some will call it nonsense, some say "you get out what you put in", Fritz
Freling will say "What's Up, Doc?", and a hooker I once dated named Paula
>Pearls said "Garbage-in, Garbage-out" and for me the whole thing goes much
faster than the colon-blow you get when eating oatmeal and broccoli but not
>deeper than that.
In spite of my experience aboard the Mothership and the therapy afterwards,
>I believe that almost everything happens for a reason and that every
snowflake is unique and poisonous. Lately I've been receiving a subliminal
>"message" in the form of words or people or events that comes our way is a
different path we must follow. What's that in the road, a head? I dislike
>"first-person" communication. The trick, of course, is to see the truth in
the idea that dehydrated Martians only come in Green, not Purple, so repeat
>that and "hear" the message you're trying to send yourself. Some people
will fasten, then zip; others tuck and roll. The goblins in my maple trees
>will say people only see what they're looking for, but that's why all
my socks and underwear are hidden by my wife. She and her evil twin think
>communication really is "first person".
Each week my neighbors put their trash and recyclables out by the curb, but
>I carry it out further to the extent that I believe most of the things
we throw away belong in the middle of the street. I think that the stuff
>that really "annoy" us about others are things we ourselves do to a
excessive degree, like two or three times daily, resulting in rawness to a
>greater or lesser extent. We don't approve of those behaviours in
monkeys in the zoo, though we still videotape it for the bowling team and
>ourselves and feel perfectly justified in our positions against those who
send their tapes to Bob Saget, because ours are funnier! Dreaming attachés
>annoy us with the "unconscious" reminder. It's the old "how did I
fall asleep in the bathtub? Where are my pants? And why can't anyone
>recognize what he's doing so easily" joke.
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