Subject: Re: The Deconstruction of Falling Posts (a few 1000 more last words) From: Infinity@world.std.com (Captain Infinity) Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 6 Mar 1998 Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> In article <email@example.com> Blackhawk wrote *some* of these things: >Some people will define this as Dharma, some will call it snychronicty, Greg will call it Marsha, The Police will call it "Zenyattà Mondatta", and >some will call it nonsense, some say "you get out what you put in", Fritz Freling will say "What's Up, Doc?", and a hooker I once dated named Paula >Pearls said "Garbage-in, Garbage-out" and for me the whole thing goes much faster than the colon-blow you get when eating oatmeal and broccoli but not >deeper than that. In spite of my experience aboard the Mothership and the therapy afterwards, >I believe that almost everything happens for a reason and that every snowflake is unique and poisonous. Lately I've been receiving a subliminal >"message" in the form of words or people or events that comes our way is a different path we must follow. What's that in the road, a head? I dislike >"first-person" communication. The trick, of course, is to see the truth in the idea that dehydrated Martians only come in Green, not Purple, so repeat >that and "hear" the message you're trying to send yourself. Some people will fasten, then zip; others tuck and roll. The goblins in my maple trees >will say people only see what they're looking for, but that's why all my socks and underwear are hidden by my wife. She and her evil twin think >communication really is "first person". Each week my neighbors put their trash and recyclables out by the curb, but >I carry it out further to the extent that I believe most of the things we throw away belong in the middle of the street. I think that the stuff >that really "annoy" us about others are things we ourselves do to a excessive degree, like two or three times daily, resulting in rawness to a >greater or lesser extent. We don't approve of those behaviours in monkeys in the zoo, though we still videotape it for the bowling team and >ourselves and feel perfectly justified in our positions against those who send their tapes to Bob Saget, because ours are funnier! Dreaming attachés >annoy us with the "unconscious" reminder. It's the old "how did I fall asleep in the bathtub? Where are my pants? And why can't anyone >recognize what he's doing so easily" joke. ** Captain Infinity
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