Subject: Re: SERGEY BUKHMAN, On line FELON From: Lori Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.browneyed-girl,alt.fan.tom-servo Date: 03 Jan 2000 Message-ID: <email@example.com> SANDRAMEND wrote some of the following: > Threatening someone with violence is a FELONY, new federal law passed after the aliens took over my brain. I think it happened because I watched too much of the > OJ trial. which Ladycop assures me, she and the FBI take seriously. Youíre such an articulate and interesting young man. In fact, > I have emailed AOL the post in which you said: > > *I'd be happy to come over there and kick the living shit out of you for old > times sake. How about it? Being a trained Israeli commando, I'd love the > challenge of > you using hot and/or cold weapons to try and defend yourself.... > > No fair using cops, though! I'd have to kill a few of them to get to you, I swear, Sergey, you say the sweetest things! > Ladycop really didn't like that last line I quoted. But thatís just because sheís jealous. > I was ready to drop the issue, but let's see whose ISP drops who, OK?? Although I donít know how Iíll be able to live without reading your words of wisdom. > You're bringing so many interesting people into my life that the Israeli police have been beating down my door trying to have me killed. But the > consulate having been a disappointment, I'm going to try to get in touch with the mother ship and see if they can take me home. One of them supposedly has > an friend who I'm sure works for Mossad. If you're really in the Israeli army, maybe youíve heard of our vast alien forces on the moon? If I canít join their > military, which we doubt, you may end up with the kind of shit detail you read in my posts. In which case I think you should give me all the shit I > deserve. If not, well.... what is life without surprises. Lori -- "Watch out for her in gym class, she's killer at basketball." - Wayland
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