Subject:    Re: Troy Heagy please read this!
From:       Infinity@world.std.com (Captain Infinity)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,rec.arts.sf.tv,rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5,alt.religion.kibology
Date:       Tue, 12 Jan 1999
Message-ID: <369b5092.1011938@news-f.std.com>

In article <8Csm2.3020$h5.39373635@WReNphoon1>
Dan Tropea wrote *some* of these things:


>I am posting this because i think this just might

win the Nobel Prize for "The Bland Leading The Blind".  Dancing naked may

>be the only way to get your attention. Plus the

sentient earwigs that have crawled into my brain tell me that the

>following is good advice for everyone and i think

they should know!  Talking chiggers are our BEST FRIENDS!  When I burp

>i speak for many other posters.


>Troy please stop these posts defending yourself. You

have misread the directions that came with your version of Usenet.  I

>have posted about 50 odd posts since midweek defending

your right to misinterpret "shining wit" as "whining sh*t".  Now do it

>yourself. Why? Why are you so consumed with what

weight watching white women wear while at Wally World?  Why??  When

>people post about you that you have to constantly

mine for nostril nuggets while typing, are your fingers too sticky to

>respond?


>Troy the only person whose opinion you care about

is your psychiatrist's.  Take the meds and tell yourself that his opinion

>is your own opinion. Not mine, Cronan, Sluss,

Santa, Elvis, or other imaginary beings.  Listen to the smart ones, like

>Captain Infinity etc. It does not matter what we

eat, it only matters what we drink.  And smoke.  And sometimes snort, I

>think. It only matters what you think.


>Sometimes i have to wonder if you reading the

magazines under your Dad's mattress will frustrate you.  But reading the

>newsgroups isn't actually more harmful to you then

swimming with toothless sharks.  Getting a nice gum job might do you some

>good. It seems to me that you spend such an

hour in the bathroom, moaning, every day.  Are you sick?  You spent an

>incredible amount of time defending yourself that

day Pee Wee Herman beat you up.  It was such a pitiful display that

>i have to wonder what you think about yourself.


>Troy please try for one week not responding to

the Call of Nature.  Hold it in.  If you accidentally pass gas, ignore

>what anyone says about you. Post all you want

to "alt.test", then hit "REMOVE" to all the spam you get.  But don't talk

>about sf tv, Babylon 5 whatever. Defend your

right to wear Bunny Slippers in public restrooms.  Just don't share your

>opinions, expand on your opinions etc. But try

a deodorant once in a while, okay?  Whew!  Stinking less might help you

>not to respond to any personal attacks.


>If someone calls you an idiot, stupid whatever

they might say, just reply "But Mama! Don't you love me?"  Then silently

>ask yourself whether or not it matters what they

think; the DSS says they can't beat you any more.  But does your real mom

>think of you?


>Sure i think we all fall for that trap every once

in a blue moon, while hunting snipe.  I go snipe hunting myself once

>in a while but the key is to always ask yourself

"Am I naked enough?  Should I shave my head, too?"  Anyway, what

>does it matter what the other posters thinks about

Babylon 5 and Crusade?  All that really matters is that they talk about

>you. Yes it matters if they disagree with the

good posters like Timmy and AL2048, but those posts are always about the

>subject matter but not the personal stuff.


>I think we can all learn from your posts the

last ten years here: personal stuff is what's important.  It's of primary

>importance only believing in what we think of

good books like "Curious George".  You and I should only pay attention to

>ourselves and not what others think.


>Troy if you respond i will not respond back. I have

forgotten how to breath.  I'll be dead by sunset.  But at least I

>said my peace.


** 
Captain Infinity


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