Subject:    Re: Troy Heagy please read this!
From:       "Cronan"
Date:       Tue, 12 Jan 1999
Message-ID: <77g4en$988$>

Captain Infinity and Dan Tropea wrote *some* of these things:
>>I am posting this because i think this just might
>win the Nobel Prize for "The Bland Leading The Blind".  Dancing naked may
send the message that I'm confident in my sexuality... but it'll probably
>>be the only way to get your attention. Plus the
>sentient earwigs that have crawled into my brain tell me that the
end times are nigh!  Lord knows I couldn't lead anyone that's why
>>following is good advice for everyone and i think
>they should know!  Talking chiggers are our BEST FRIENDS!  When I burp
I produce a noxious green gas that fouls the water and the air.  Some say
>>i speak for many other posters.

>>Troy please stop these posts defending yourself. You
>have misread the directions that came with your version of Usenet.  I
wish I'd smashed your skull with a leaden keyboard but, instead, I
>>have posted about 50 odd posts since midweek defending
>your right to misinterpret "shining wit" as "whining sh*t".  Now do it
to that nice daschund who keeps looking at you with lust.   Give in to
>>yourself. Why? Why are you so consumed with what
>weight watching white women wear while at Wally World?  Why??  When
you say whiny shit, remain a drooling tard, fanboy of course some
>>people post about you that you have to constantly
>mine for nostril nuggets while typing, are your fingers too sticky to
massage the ingrown hairs on my back, btw?  Why doesn't anyone ever
>>Troy the only person whose opinion you care about
>is your psychiatrist's.  Take the meds and tell yourself that his opinion
may not be kosher since he conducts your sessions in the nude.  Yes, this
>>is your own opinion. Not mine, Cronan, Sluss,
>Santa, Elvis, or other imaginary beings.  Listen to the smart ones, like
me!  I'm so smart that sometimes evil men make fun of me.  You know, like
>>Captain Infinity etc. It does not matter what we
>eat, it only matters what we drink.  And smoke.  And sometimes snort, I
can't get high.  My brain just evolved enough to speculate that it might
>>think. It only matters what you think.
>>Sometimes i have to wonder if you reading the
>magazines under your Dad's mattress will frustrate you.  But reading the
binary newsgroups can cause eyestrain, with or without a decoder.  Annoying
>>newsgroups isn't actually more harmful to you then
>swimming with toothless sharks.  Getting a nice gum job might do you some
Wrigley's Spearmint, Grape Bubblicious or even some cherry. Which is really
>>good. It seems to me that you spend such an
>hour in the bathroom, moaning, every day.  Are you sick?  You spent an
odd amount of time making thumping noises too.  Did you have to spend an
>>incredible amount of time defending yourself that
>day Pee Wee Herman beat you up.  It was such a pitiful display that
my little sister was tempted to jump in and save you.  Right now even
>>i have to wonder what you think about yourself.
>>Troy please try for one week not responding to
>the Call of Nature.  Hold it in.  If you accidentally pass gas, ignore
the burning sensation.  Ass pain is natural.  And pay clost attention to
>>what anyone says about you. Post all you want
>to "alt.test", then hit "REMOVE" to all the spam you get.  But don't talk
me as though I were some magnificent trolleriizer whose superbrain talks
>>about sf tv, Babylon 5 whatever. Defend your
>right to wear Bunny Slippers in public restrooms.  Just don't share your
herpes with the women you pay for sex.  But that's just one of my many
>>opinions, expand on your opinions etc. But try
>a deodorant once in a while, okay?  Whew!  Stinking less might help you
get a discount from the whores.  It's also a known fact that it's better
>>not to respond to any personal attacks.
>>If someone calls you an idiot, stupid whatever
>they might say, just reply "But Mama! Don't you love me?"  Then silently
roll her over to prevent the bed sores from smelling.  Please get her to
>>ask yourself whether or not it matters what they
>think; the DSS says they can't beat you any more.  But does your real mom
have the same incontinence problem?  Perhaps that's why she still refuses to
>>think of you?
>>Sure i think we all fall for that trap every once
>in a blue moon, while hunting snipe.  I go snipe hunting myself once
I eat the honeycomb tripe I get at Kroger every once (okay, twice)
>>in a while but the key is to always ask yourself
>"Am I naked enough?  Should I shave my head, too?"  Anyway, what
does it all mean?  Perhaps I should chop off my toes.  Come on, really,
>>does it matter what the other posters thinks about
>Babylon 5 and Crusade?  All that really matters is that they talk about
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer as though Whedon is god.  That's why they hate
>>you. Yes it matters if they disagree with the
>good posters like Timmy and AL2048, but those posts are always about the
projection of an inferiority complex.  Yet another good reason to avoid the
>>subject matter but not the personal stuff.
>>I think we can all learn from your posts the
>last ten years here: personal stuff is what's important.  It's of primary
schools and their lack of guns that I wish to speak.  They teach nothing of
>>importance only believing in what we think of
>good books like "Curious George".  You and I should only pay attention to
the loves that grows between us.  We should marry this very second.  For
>>ourselves and not what others think.
>>Troy if you respond i will not respond back. I have
>forgotten how to breath.  I'll be dead by sunset.  But at least I
know that sometime I will win Ben Stein's money.  WWS and LisaB already
>>said my peace.

Captain Cronan Tropea
...of the kamikaze huh squad!

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