Subject: Re: Hugs for Tara K! From: Lori Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo Date: Wed, 26 Apr 2000 Message-ID: <39070f11.17984261@News.CIS.DFN.DE> Yay! A long post! Tara Kostezky wrote some o' this: >TK dragged herself to the keyboard. "The show must go on!" she gasped as she suddenly noticed she wasn't in Oz anymore, but in Kansas. Confused, she >dragged on her sequined bikini and tried desperately to make it to the Jello eating contest. Where was the yellow brick road? All she saw was a BBQ >pit. "But my public needs me!" she gabbled as her trainer tried to restrain himself from doing unspeakable naughty things. So, he tried to ignore >her with a worried look upon her face. > >The crowd went wild as she staggered into the Jello pit. This was what they least wanted to see, but what could they do? The poor deranged folks >had been waiting whole *weeks* to get tickets for, the long-awaited Silverchair concert! Or was it Tool? But instead they ended up at the >show-down between Lori the Lascivious, and TK the Teaser . She faced her fears head-on and started to swim laps in the Jello, making her way to her >opponent across the Jello pit. Only one woman could win the love of Sergey and it obviously was Lori, so instead they were going to fight over Jaydot >(and possibly Wayland as well, depends on how tired they were gonna be after looking for the earring she lost when she got into the Jello pit. So began >this bout). Only one woman would emerge from the Jello pit victorious. The other one would simply vanish in a puff of cigarette smoke, which made the >crowd held its breath. Even the baggage carrier was silent. The bell was broken, so they had to use a kazoo instead. In the distance a horn >sounded, and they were off . . . . > >Hiya Lors, hiya ppls, I'm not back yet. I will be *soon*, promise! I cannot tie my shoes, change my shorts, or remember my name, but I don't want to >disappoint my public! I suffer for my art! (most of you young-uns won't get any younger so just get used to it, you whippersnappers! You haven't heard >this ref, I'm sure, but just imagine an East German accent and that's about the time you need to pull yourself back to reality before you believe I'm >right). > >Lori, thankyou so much for the hugs :)) We don't have a "hug an American" sign hanging in the house because my dog ate it. You people should spend a >day over here, coz it is a well known *fact* that youse guys are all the bestest, most wuuunderful guyz and galz I've ever met. Not like the >over-paid, opinionated, bigoted, red-neck, Nazi, Jerry-Springer-watching people that live here. No wonder the world thinks we're all a bunch of >nutbags. We're afraid that if we hug you some of that ridiculous accent we speak with might cause epileptic siezures, but your charm and good looks >might rub off on us. But for you, Servo ppl, I might just have to make an anouncement that I'm becoming an American too! I hope you don't take >exception ;) > >BIG GROUP HUGS ALL ROUND, WITH OR WITHOUT JELLO! OR MATZA! MATZO!! MATZOH!! WHATEVER!!! IS IT CHRISTMAS YET? > >T "not *really* back yet, this has been a recorded message" K Leave your message at the sound of the "Peep" and we'll ignore you. -- Lori "Life was not easy for Mr. Hole, While 5 different colored armies battled for which Nintendo 64 to buy, leaving him isolated and restless, when it came to compassion for little worms, they were one." - Riboflavin D. Monkey
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