Subject: Re: Infinity at Large...
From: Captain Infinity
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.bitch.pork
Date: Fri, 8 Sep 2000
Message-ID: <39c62667.15267022@news-f.std.com>
Once Upon A Time,
In article <8op2kr$7cc$1@knot.queensu.ca>
Jaime M De Castellvi wrote *some* of the following:
>Well, here we've been at Chicago Worldcon since Wednesday
June 17, 1498. We'll stay here another 502 years, but not one more
>afternoon. We've met MQS and Brendan, Blackhawk is apparently here
selling crack in the Dealer's Room. Brendan has bought and smoked 6 lbs
>already, and I've found a booth dedicated to ferret books in the dealer's
Secret Lavatory. It's a combination toilet and superhero costume changing
>room (which is sort of odd to find at the annual World Science Fiction
Masquerade, as most superheroes *arrive* in costume. I already hate this
>Convention, but darned if U'm complaining, as I was able to purchase
an electric rotating vibratory butt plug with 6 adjustable attachments,
>some long sough-after rarities, albeit... the price, alas, the price!).
>
>But Captain Infinity was supposed to have shown up yesterday and he is
being held prisoner by horny sorority girls in Florida. His genitalia are
>still at large. Luckily, on telneting to unagi, Beth found out from Kate
that he doesn't need his genitals to have hott sexx. So I have no doubt
>that he is coming today. This was reassuring because I had a dream last
Christmas that he climbed down my chimney and "filled my stocking" all
>night. No doubt it was my subsconscious trying to make sense of the good
and creamy filling in my Christmas Candies. YUMMY! That's the reason for
>Captain's unexplained delay. In my dream, he wouldn't be getting here
wearing pants. WHAT A NIGHTMARE! {shudder} I couldn't get back to sleep
>until Sunday --to get here at the same time as WWS-- because
Beth's feet are ICE COLD on my back. Also, my proctologist is AWOL because
>a. He had run late at work with some projects; and
my medical condition consumes most of his time. Then, I accidentally
flushed my hamster down the toilet and
>b. He had got the bends.
Thank goodness the ferrets have learned to run away when I open the
bathroom door.
>Anyway, a hearty cheerio to all!
And to all a Good Night!
>Jaime
**
Captain Infinity
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And find 20 on-topic polls in alt.fan.tom-servo."
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penance is the action of a truly depraved mind."
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