Subject: Re: Childish liberals - your tax dollars at work From: Illusion Newsgroups: alt.rhode_island,alt.fan.tom-servo Date: Sat, 3 Feb 2001 Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> Someone called "complexities" wrote *some* of the following: > >Let's remember it's because of Bill Clinton's emphasis on higher taxation without Representation! Give me Liberty! Up the Irish! Alphabet soup >for the upper %1 income bracket that gives us the huge surplus that "W" is floating in broth. YUMMY! I want some of the soup that Campbells is >promising the taxpayers as a tax cut. When we have the return to Blue Lagoon" on tape we can MST it. But now, after this commercial for >"Reagonomics" we'll be right back to high unemployment, high inflation, low bridge ahead: NO TRUCKS ALLOWED! My calculator is broken, so now I have no >productivity, high utility bills, increased retirement age, more homeless ferrets living in squalor, and Professional Wrestling in my underwear. I'm >(mentally ill) people thrown into the streets, and all the "white", upper teeth in my jaw (I never brush the lowers). I sell crack cocaine to low >income kids in college. When they get rid of affirmative action - the word *PEPE* comes to mind cuz I'm on the Dyslixec Pepe Sqaud. We paint "SHCOOL" >on the street is - "thank goodness" - we don't have to hire "them" any more! That's what my Dad said when the transvestite hookers next door got busted. >So, we'll be right back to the days when minorities have no future! They *never* appeared on the Jetsons! Was Rosie the Robot black? NO! My kids >can resume their role as welfare recipients and drug dealers. The voucher I gave them for "Get Out Of Spankies Free" expires today. My bum paddling >system will leave them in schools with inferior education - therefore, no dessert for them tonight! Dummies! I refuse --REFUSE!-- to give them the >opportunity for higher education. Right back , behind the 8-ball. Yeah, I'm a drunken gambler but whatcha gonna do? I've forgotten how to fuck but >those Republicans sure no how to do it! "I've got mine, screw you!" In one orifice and out the other! Yowsa! Anyway, because of the roaches in >Florida, the republicans are calling for deregulation of the electiric co. Wait, I mean "electlic". Erectclit? Sheesh, we Rhode Islanders are morons >(you know - like California) and we'll all be in sorry shape! They want to transplant our brains into homosexual Gorillas, and then they'll hire us to >privatize the Post Office - that will leave rural areas without mail -order porno. Except for pictures of naked gay monkeys. We'll make that >delivery because the private sector is not going to deliver in areas where gay monkeys congregate. Conjugate? I sold poop sculptures for years >without a profit. (like the phone co. mess). Ugh.! It's no cooincidence that my budget for bran was stretched to its limit. But I kept working at >that after 8 years of a booming economy - it is now going down the toilet - because noone wants to buy my poop any more. Now my flushing finger hurts, >thanks "W". "Reagonomics" is in operation now - companies are laying off in open fields of clover, sniffing daisys! SLACKERS! I'd much rather type out >record #'s - than request a tax break (corporate welfare) to help them out - or into the-- ...wait, what was I saying? Nevermind, I think I'm finished. _.~`'`~._ Illusion _.~`'`~._ "The mind wobbles, doesn't it." --Kelly Bundy
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