Subject: Re: Looking forwards to Andromeda's third season
From: Gharlane of Eddore
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.tv,alt.tv.andromeda,alt.fan.tom-servo
Date: Fri, 26 Jan 2001
Message-ID: <G7sAzA.5IJ@kithrup.com>
In <8jj86tckcae830mj9b7jpvb7k7d8msb0jl@4ax.com>,
Mortis wrote:
>
> Now that Farscape is back on, Andromeda is just starting to look
> worse and worse by comparison.
>
In <G7CIv7.F8E@kithrup.com>,
Gharlane of Eddore wrote:
>
> Try to get a grip, guy; "FARSCAPE" has nothing resembling scripts,
> and aside from Virginia Hey, Claudia Black, and Good Muppets, very
> little to offer. You can't base a series on Good Muppets; you need
> a writer or two.
>
In <shsd6tse4raavk2o5p4ahsa9c212t26ah1@4ax.com>,
Mortis wrote:
>
> Farscape has an interesting and cohesive plot. Even when the eps are
shot on real actual color film, using Aussie actors who profess ignorance
> of the "random encounter" types, they still passably tie in with the
lineal antecedents of O'Bannon's work, "BUGALOOS" and "SMURFS," telling an
> overarching story. Andromeda seems to use its story as a means to set
up an excuse to never leave the ship, so as to use standing sets and roil
> up wacky 'n' wild situations. "Haha! Look! I'm on a prison planet!
But every day in every way I'm getting better and better. *snarl*
> Wheee!" At least Farscape's "interesting" episode ideas are actually
"LEAVE IT TO BEAVER" episodes Rockne S. O'Bannon saw as a child, but not
> interesting. So far, the eps that have most directly addressed the
singular technical, logical, and narrative disabilites of RSO'B aren't
> story on Andromeda (aside from the first two) have been the two
occasions when "FARSCAPE!" budget constraints have resulted in horrible
> *time-travel* (blech) episodes. I don't think that Andromeda is full
of green-skinned Orion Slave Girls played by Susan Oliver, or just a load
> of ____, but I certainly can't believe it's any better than Farscape.
Not that anyone's asserted the straw man you're addressing here.
In <G7CIv7.F8E@kithrup.com>,
Gharlane of Eddore wrote:
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> Not to say the writing is all that great on "ANDROMEDA," but at
> least.... uh..... um. Well, Keith Cobb is a better actor than
> wossisname on "FARSCAPE."
>
This is both funny and true.
In <shsd6tse4raavk2o5p4ahsa9c212t26ah1@4ax.com>,
Mortis wrote:
>
> I have to respect any actor who can take that "KFC" joke and do it
> just right.
> Believe me, you old coot, I've been down the "protecting Andromeda"
> road, and its just not worth the effort.
>
I SEE NO 'PROTECTING ANDROMEDA' HERE.
I'd cross the street to help Lexa Doig change a flat tire, though.
In the rain.
P.S. If I were "protecting" "ANDROMEDA," I'd have posted a load of
effusive positive reviews by now. The fact that I held off
reviewing the effort until it had time to settle down, and still
haven't seen much of anything worth commenting on, should be
indicative. I'll say this for it; it's better than "SinkQuest."
But it *really* needs a technical advisor; they're not much
better than "BABYLON 5" in this regard.
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