Subject: Re: Oh my heavenly lord From: Captain Infinity Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo Date: Fri, 29 Jun 2001 Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> Lots42 wrote *some* of these things: >Since the removal of my foreskin, my penis has shriveled. I tried to expand it by yanking >all my wisdom teeth, but there's been no success. And now my Love Dolls are useless because >I can no longer inflate their buttocks. Look!! Just look! Their bums are much smoother than >my cheeks. I do not have a way to striate plastic with cellulite. WAAAH!! IT'S NOT FAIR! I need >the capabillity to keep my teeny weeny peeny from going flat! Without that "release" I can feel >the pressure up in my head building and I'M GONNA EXPLODE! But I can feel somewhat glad >because of the giant sharkwoman who sneaks into my bedroom & forces my fingers into the hairy >gaping holes in the spaces between her legs. SQUISHY! Look! I found a remora! Impressive >teeth line. ** Captain Infinity ...ewww, where the hell did *that* one come from?
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