Subject: Re: Good news: Lucy Lawless is expecting From: AFFA MU Newsgroups: alt.fan.bam,alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.religion.kibology,alt.tv.xena,rec.arts.sf.tv Date: Thu, 15 Apr 1999 Message-ID: <37157934.215333380@news.earthlink.net> On Tue, 13 Apr 1999 11:35:28 -0400, "Cronan" wrote some stuff and then: >robinryan wrote some of the following: >>I agree and I am tickled pink that Lucy and Rob are expecting. I have a few nightmares of the unspeakable deals I made with the elder gods to get >pictures of when they might have concieved sinve I've been sort of stalking >them and making lots of posts to talk.origins filled with unfounded and unscientific >>observations. Being a mom myself, I have always loved Lucy for her mothering and the way her fossilized bones prove we evolved into love slaves >of O'Connor. Would could possible be more natural than a twisted lesbian love >slave thing? Another reason I've always hated Donald for his oppresion of the TRUTH about UFOs and the REAL AUTHOR of "GOR" novels. I'm lusting >>of Daisy and wanting another baby with her new Hubby Rob. I nearly fell out of my seat trying to type one-handed during that one episode on >my observation post when he slid himself into her and said, "let's make a baby >out CHEMICAL X!" Needless to say I was out raged. But, forgive me, they still turn me on! I really did slide out >>of my chair when I saw their face show up on ET last night and heard Mary say those sweet, sweet words my innocent body breathlessly longed to hear, >"confessed Celebrity Stalker Robin Ryan's house has been surrounded by the LA >PD." Of course I had to stay put and forget about my escape plans when I heard >her say, "Hundreds of ethnic Albanians died yesterday. The Dow is up again >>"and there's baby news on Xena." I had an inkling suspicion when they showed way too many commercials for Zema: Warrior Beverage but I just love >my pictures of Lucy and her hubby bumping uglies, doggy style in the box just >over Mary's shoulder. I just wish they were more like my cousin Amy who's a circus acrobat and can do cooler stuff than >>the behind the scenes of Lucy and Rob and Renee on the 2/18 show. Lucy said some crazy stuff, but if you don't beleive me, here's a quote: >"Fans are freakish weird. I keep trying to explain I'm not really a woman and >am, in point of fact, a man, but they refuse to listen and keep wanting me to >have a baby and shit." She went on to speak of her stalker saying, "I just wish I was a real woman. Then I wouldn't have to live this lie, but >>they had other things to think about other than being Xena. She looked away and said, blushing, that she couldn't believe her eyes >just as I pulled out my enormous schlong to prove that I am indeed a man." I left my house Monday for the first time in twenty years, looking about >>shyly (slyly) and I knew in my heart she was hiding something. At that time, I thought it was an AK-47, but her outfit's way too tight for that. >I just wish that my favorite telephoto lense hadn't been cracked by that damn >security guard when I broke into Lawless' apartment. I bet my friend a line of coke that Dilbert is the father, and I just know >>she must have suspected she was pregnant. I am very happy and I wish them luck. But sometimes, late at night, it frightens me to think about >whatever kind of baby a man and shemale can have without a genetic laboratory >or a magic wand. But they can afford both and if I only had one of those so-called "magic wands" I could have >>all the happiness in the world. As for the show, they wil probably hide her in a dark, lonely place and search for a new lead. All because of her >inability to act the same way they have in past seasons, and use her newfound sex-tapes with Hello-Kitty, Clinton, and the Pope as a smokescreen for >>pregnancy since the baby will be born on their hiatus. Do some interesting weed recently? I did, and I got these TOTALLY cool ideas for >story alterations so that for about 12 episodes Lucy Lawless is actually >carrying Hera's baby. I like the way there's so many continuity errors in the show, mostly involving >>costume changes, I can't wait to find out what they do. I'll definitely be thinking about Zema... Where she is... Who she's with... If she's >obessing about it for as long as possible. I just hope the police don't find >my new hidey hole in her basement, where, right now, I'm wishing the TV repairman would hurry up and get here so I could be >>watching. I love Lucy, Renee, and all the rest. I am a new fan (last August) and I wish my owner would move me from the window to closer to the TV >and must say that I have tried to make up for it with the formidable force of >my mindless zeal which is matched only by my Magickal Will. I tried hard to resist >>but I am developing a severe obsession with it all. I love it and the fans like me love it! I hope I'm not set to "high!" I'll blow down the TV >and the collection of O'Connor's undies I have stapled to my trailer wall. >It's these things along with Xema and Xanax that make life livable again and >>that have made me feel so welcome in this xenaverse, you are the best. BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!! >I'll be posting an ASCII map of Lawless' house inside of the week. I know this isn't a binaries group, but I've got n00d giffs too!! >>Thanks for the opportunity to voice my opinion. Especially when it reveals such poor taste! >And keep watching the skies! Waiting Anxiously for Silent Tristero's Empire, >>Robin Ryan >with Cronan and others
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