Subject: Re: My stupid computer is making me a lurker... From: Lori Newsgroups: alt.duke.basketball,alt.fan.tom-servo Date: Fri, 24 Dec 1999 Message-ID: <email@example.com> Sorry Sergey, but I'm feeling deliciously evil and ego-centric today... plus when the urge to wackylace strikes you must obey... Wayland wrote some of the following: > First of all I'm supposed to be working right now, so nobody tell my "friend" Sergey that I'm cheating on his wife, OK? Otherwise I'll have to tell my > employer that I'm posting this. Last night, after I got home from my secret rendezvous with Lori, I took her to my > favorite coffee shop, as that is my favorite hang out when I am home and away from the prying eyes of alt.fan.tom-servo. After I got expelled > from school, I got online to read and reply to posts. I started reading this really sexy post from Lori, and then I got all sorts of provocative e-mail, > and replying, then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, I got a message that Dan Tropea was a secret aft-s spy, and had hacked my computer so that > my post timed out. I tried for the next hour and a half to get my posts sent, since I know Lori was very hot for me, but I couldn't get them > to go through to my server. Alas, my attempts failed. Since I don't want Lori to think I'm impotent, and especially since I don't > want to fuck with Deja using a 14.4 on a 486(hence, I'm writing this at a time where she's sure to know she's the only one for me. But that takes a lot of > work), I might not be posting for a little while. But fear not I will continue to shower my affections upon Lori as long as she allows me to. And I'll > be reading your posts and as soon as I can figure out what the hell is keeping me so obsessed with Lori. If any of you think that something is > wrong, you can see my shining name in the from column once again. Until I can find a way to have Lori all to myself in real life too, > then, I guess I must suffer from posting withdraw. Hope to post to you commie bastards who wish you were me (and you know you do) > all very soon, > > Wayland > >PS: If the computer gods are reading this, please oh please oh please, I'm dying to e-mail Lori some erotic stories, so please > make my computer work when I get home from work. Amen. Lori :)
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