Subject: Re: The Manly Art Of Cooking From: Lori Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo Date: Wed, 08 Mar 2000 Message-ID: <38c67900.15432084@News.CIS.DFN.DE> J. wrote some of this: >It wasn't hard to do, really. There were a few near-disasters, but I was so inspired by Wayland that I decided to dress in drag. I think I >managed to pull it off rather smashingly. >Merrie was both terrified and impressed. Can you blame her, though? I was wearing her clothes and makeup! >Oh, and I bought a good Fume Blanc; you were right, Tara, white worked really well with my skin tones. I think the red pumps I chose went >well with this. Also, I ordered 2 cookbooks from Amazon; I figure those Amazons could show me how to be a REAL WOMYN! I mean, >what the hell, why stop now? I may not be up to par, but by the end of the day my feet hurt and my mascara runs. I hope that because >of all this, I shall be able to wipe my ass and cook my own meals without any more help from my mommy. I shall wear my womynhood >proudly. >I may stop eating Spaghettios, but I doubt I'll start pickling my own pigs' feet. I'm still recovering from my cooking, so I won't eat >beets anytime soon. But who knows? >Thanks to WWS, Lori, Hole, and especially Tara, for prompting me to explore my feminine side. I'm eternally grateful for the chance to >expand my horizons, my abilities, and my belt-size. >May the monsters you create never turn and bite your hands off. Because that would just ruin those lovely nails of yours! -- Lori
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