Subject: Re: Well, this just blows loads of monkey kibble, or something... From: Captain Infinity Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo Date: Tue, 22 Aug 2000 Message-ID: <email@example.com> Once Upon A Time, In article <firstname.lastname@example.org> email@example.com wrote *some* of these things: >I don't know what name this will appear under. But...maybe my name will appear on my underwear! In Sanskrit! >This is the first time I've actually used Deja to scrape away my foot fungus. My imaginary girlfriend is too shy to >post anything. Anyways, it's me, Mortis, all slimed with Jell-O. LICK ME, I'M LIMEY! My gay porn mag is safely >tucked away here at college, where it appears if you lift my mattress. KEEP OUT OF MY PORN! The TV ads say >that news.gatech.edu simply blows monkey kibble bubblefarts in the bathtub. I'm jealous; my bubblefarts are empty >(as referenced in the subject header). Besides my bed is my nite-lite, shaped like Tinky-Winky. My Mommy bought me >that, the damn computer store here has *yet* to stop the transmissions into my BRANE! I had to wear my foil hat to >receive the computer that I ordered on *July the 4th, the day we beat the aliens! I paid half-price 29 times but not the >30th* (at which time I paid in full, I may add). That was a great movie, but it needed more nude scenes of Randy Quaid. >Anyway, I have no idea what to do now. Not only do I glow in the dark, I also breathe methane and fart oxygen. Today >am I having to work of my roomie's comp, I also had to lick my cat clean. mmmmYUMMY! But since I'm unable to read, I >don't get...well, *any* newsgroups except those that show pictures of Japanese B&D porn. There are a lot of them >in the git. hierarchy, besides a few others from Jupiter and Mars that I read telepathically. But no nude aliens in >rec., sci., comp. and soc.. I'm not completely hairless; I still have one eyebrow. Should I shave it? I'm not >sure yet. Anyway, what they *don't* have is aft- ernoon showings of "Bananas In Pajamas" here at college. Boo! Hisssss >s. As soon as I get my own computer in, I'll try to convince local farmers that LSD is good for their cows. I'll have >to figure out if they'll put it on the feed, or just suck it down themselves. Most Usenet servers get swamped with crap >if they even allow alt. groups. Anyone know a dominatrix in the NC area that gives molasses enemas? One with a very >good independent newsfeed? > >Tired and frustrated in a dorm, >Mortis ** Captain Infinity ...welcome back, Mortis!
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