Subject: The mysterious lacer strikes again! From: Mr. Hole Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.bam Date: 28 Oct 1999 Message-ID: <19610-381857B2firstname.lastname@example.org> I see much promise in our anonymous wackylacer, he/she emailed me a response to "The World`s Evillest Man: Dan Tropea". Here, for your eyes only is the work of someone I hope joins us in or merry crusade across USENET; pray hard fellow truth seekers, we my soon gain an allie! -------------------------------- Message From: (CENSORED) wrote: Date: Wed, Oct 27, 1999, 8:51am (EDT-3) To: holefamily1 Subject: Dan's post >OK, this is war!! :-) >I'm still not ready to reveal myself, but I >got creative again. If you like this, please >post it. If not, tell me not to quit my day >job and I'll go back to my old >mild-mannered self. >Besides, if I ever do anything like this >under my real name, I want to be good at >it first. >Thanks, >(CENSORED) ------- Dan wrote: >The problem with this wacky lace on my shoe is that I can't seem to keep it tied and I keep tripping over it. The neighborhood stray came over again and the mess >that he/she did on my post was so gross it made me hungry for Taco Bell burritos. I have a secret admirer on the internet, but I think >that this person doesn't seem to have read >my posts. If this person had just gone to bed with me like I wanted them to in the first place >they would have known that I like to eat burritos before sex. I wonder if that's the reason >that i am single. Wacky people are always saying strange things to me, like my shoe >laces should be purple and tied around my neck. The other day I hung up some >absurd spoofs on a persons post but the wind blew them away before anyone could read them. One of those absurdities was >to state that i had a wife which is of course ridiculous. I'd much rather make love to my household appliances. The fact that my date cancelled on me >means this person has not really been willing to subject themselves to the true power of my washing machine! All you folks on rec.arts.tv are >reading my posts too carefully. They only make sense when you are drunk or stoned so stop trying so hard.
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