Subject: News from the other NC kid. From: Lori Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.duke.basketball Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2000 Message-ID: <email@example.com> Wayland wrote some of this: >Brendan gave me a call last night and told me to pass this on to anyone who cares. But since nobody here does I decided to tell >everyone. When he got back to the base, from being home for the annual "Mr. Puniverse" competition (he won, btw), during the >weekend, he started up his now "fixed" computer. Apparently, after he used the toilet for the 10th time in an hour, it broke. When he was >sending it into the shop, not only was it still having problems, it had started talking to him! Personally, I think Brendan's brane has >more problems than it had before he sent it in. The shop said it would ...wait a minute, shops don't talk either! The vet said my dog will >be fixed right in about a week, which makes me curious because it took off after Mortis one day and God knows what HE did to him. I needed >two weeks to get it "fixed" the first time. So anyway, back to my tuna sandwich. Or is this really moldy egg salad? More to the >point, Brendan is gone for another week, except for this weekend, when he and Terminal will take a cruise to the Bahamas together. Aww. Then >he'll be able to use his computer at home. And that's all I can say because if I reveal any more Brendan will send his Ass out to punish me >about that. > > >Wayland Everything I've said here is true... >....except for Terminal also killed Brendan ...after he found out about us. > ...was that out loud? -- Lori "Progression is not proclamation nor palaver. It is not pretense nor play on prejudice. It is not of personal pronouns, nor perennial pronouncement. It is not the perturbation of a people passion-wrought, nor a promise proposed." - President Warren G. Harding
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