Subject:    News from the other NC kid.
From:       Lori
Date:       Thu, 24 Feb 2000
Message-ID: <893jb3$rho$>

Wayland wrote some of this:

>Brendan gave me a call last night and told me to pass this on to

anyone who cares.  But since nobody here does I decided to tell

>everyone.  When he got back to the base, from being home for the

annual "Mr. Puniverse" competition (he won, btw), during the

>weekend, he started up his now "fixed" computer.  Apparently, after

he used the toilet for the 10th time in an hour, it broke.  When he was

>sending it into the shop, not only was it still having problems, it had

started talking to him!  Personally, I think Brendan's brane has

>more problems than it had before he sent it in.  The shop said it would

...wait a minute, shops don't talk either!  The vet said my dog will

>be fixed right in about a week, which makes me curious because it took

off after Mortis one day and God knows what HE did to him.  I needed

>two weeks to get it "fixed" the first time.  So anyway, back to my

tuna sandwich.  Or is this really moldy egg salad?  More to the

>point, Brendan is gone for another week, except for this weekend, when

he and Terminal will take a cruise to the Bahamas together.  Aww.  Then

>he'll be able to use his computer at home.  And that's all I can say

because if I reveal any more Brendan will send his Ass out to punish me

>about that.

Everything I've said here is true...

>....except for Terminal also killed Brendan

...after he found out about us.

>   ...was that out loud?


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nor play on prejudice. It is not of personal pronouns, nor
perennial pronouncement. It is not the perturbation of a people
passion-wrought, nor a promise proposed."

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