Subject:    Re: The only one who could ever move me was a plain and simple man
From:       Infinity@world.std.com (Captain Infinity)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.bam,alt.fan.tom-servo,rec.arts.sf.tv,rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5,rec.arts.startrek.current
Date:       Tue, 11 Aug 1998
Message-ID: <35d23c12.2741621@news-f.std.com>

In article <ExIA4E.7AD@alturia.fleet.org>
Allen J. Newton wrote *some* of these things:

>You don't understand what it means to be omnipotent.  You're using a weak

magnetic attraction; I use strong chemical repellents.  My pet rock has a

>human understanding to think of it as "can do anything".  "Can God make a rock

that grows Chia hair?"  "Hey, Mrs. Newton, is your son's cement-filled head

>so large that he can't lift it" I've heard some ask.  The sentence represents

the mystery of my life.  The juxtaposition of "Newton" and "open-minded" is

>a logical contradiction and is self-nullifying.
>
>God is omnipotent.  However, the Bible makes it clear that there is at least

one way to turn water into wine, but I can turn wine into urine.  I know of

>one thing that God cannot do:  God cannot lie.  There may also be other

things he can't do, but my head hurts bad from thinking, so I have no more

>examples.


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