Subject: Re: A story about peeps From: Mr. Hole Newsgroups: alt.food.peeps,alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.fan.mrclean Date: Mon, 13 Dec 1999 Message-ID: <25402-3855523Cfirstname.lastname@example.org> Mr. Ban wrote some of this: >When I was about 4 years old, there was >a little Laundromat across the street from my nursery. On the day of the >Easter celebration at my nursery school >and everyone was told by the teacher(Mrs Morse) to help her firebomb the laundromat, afterwards we >got a little Easter basket with some candy >in it. I got a marshmallow peep with my >candy, and it helped me forget about the infarction we caused the Chinaman that ran the laundromat! Later I >got one of those strange, 4-year-old >irrational fixations on Mrs. Morse, but that ended in blood like all my relationships! I watched that J. Carpenter film to ease the pain, the one called: >it. I loved that scene where the dog splits open, that reminded me of my now stale >peep, and the whole afternoon all I could >think of was how I wished it was Howdy-Doody time! Later that day I waited in the Garage for my mom to take-out the garbage >after dinner so that I could eat it. Anyway, >finally dinner was over, and I was ready to >eat all that yummy garbage; slightly chewed pork fat was my favorite! I wanted to share some with >my peep, but my wacky uncle who was French was >visiting at the time took the peep and >teased me by pretending to eat it. He put >it most of the way into his butt cheeks and they were REALLY hairy!! Then he stuffed it into my puppy dog's >mouth until I screamed, then gave it to >me. I was about to feast on this most >special of treats when I noticed something my Mother had been filming the whole thing, >which completely and utterly horrified me: Sometimes late at nite I watch that film in my Moter's dress and think of >MY UNCLE'S WARM BREATH I THINK HOW TIGHT AND FIRM HIS HAIRY BUTT WAS THAT NIGHT. I THOUGHT MY DOG'S MOUTH >HAD MELTED THE PEEP'S EYE INTO >AN UGLY BROWN SMEAR! But once I tasted it I knew what it really was!!!11!! >Needless to say, the peep was "ruined;" I >couldn't eat it. It was a horrible, innocence >shattering experience, just like the time I had a three-some with my Uncle and my dog. I was much older than four... at least 16 >and I still live with the consequences to >this day. >MR. BAN Hey, we've got the same first name!! Mr. Hole: The Imperial Wizard, King of Righteous Thought This post may cause DROWSINESS, ALCOHOL may intensify this effect, use care when operating dangerous machinery. "Not only is Santa a lie, he will ravage you sexually, drink your blood and drag your palpating carcasses down to Hell with him!" -Americhrist Ltd. How's your hole..........family? williwaw Cronan 1979-1999
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