Subject:    Re: A story about peeps
From:       Mr. Hole
Newsgroups: alt.food.peeps,alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.fan.mrclean
Date:       Mon, 13 Dec 1999
Message-ID: <25402-3855523C-22@storefull-102.iap.bryant.webtv.net>

Mr. Ban wrote some of this:

>When I was about 4 years old, there was
>a little 

Laundromat across the street from my nursery. On the day of the

>Easter celebration at my nursery school
>and everyone

was told by the teacher(Mrs Morse) to help her firebomb the laundromat,
afterwards we 

>got a little Easter basket with some candy
>in it. I got a marshmallow peep with my
>candy, and 

it helped me forget about the infarction we caused the Chinaman that ran
the laundromat! Later I 

>got one of those strange, 4-year-old
>irrational fixations on 

Mrs. Morse, but that ended in blood like all my relationships! I watched
that J. Carpenter film to ease the pain, the one called: 

>it. I loved that 

scene where the dog splits open, that reminded me of my now stale

>peep, and the whole afternoon all I could
>think of was how I wished it was 

Howdy-Doody time! Later that day I waited in the Garage for my mom to
take-out the garbage

>after dinner so that I could eat it. Anyway,
>finally dinner was over, and I was ready to
>eat 

all that yummy garbage; slightly chewed pork fat was my favorite! I
wanted to share some with 

>my peep, but my wacky uncle who was

French was

>visiting at the time took the peep and
>teased me by pretending to eat it. He put
>it most of the way into his 

butt cheeks and they were REALLY hairy!!
Then he stuffed it into my puppy dog's

>mouth until I screamed, then gave it to
>me. I was about to feast on this most
>special of treats when I noticed something

my Mother had been filming the whole thing,

>which completely and utterly horrified me: 

Sometimes late at nite I watch that film in my Moter's dress and think
of

>MY UNCLE'S WARM BREATH 

I THINK HOW TIGHT AND FIRM HIS HAIRY BUTT WAS THAT NIGHT. I THOUGHT MY
DOG'S MOUTH 

>HAD MELTED THE PEEP'S EYE INTO
>AN UGLY BROWN SMEAR! 

But once I tasted it I knew what it really was!!!11!!

>Needless to say, the peep was "ruined;" I
>couldn't eat it. It was a horrible, innocence
>shattering experience, 

just like the time I had a three-some with my Uncle and my dog. I was
much older than four... at least 16

>and I still live with the consequences to
>this day. 
>MR. BAN

Hey, we've got the same first name!!

Mr. Hole: 
The Imperial Wizard,
King of Righteous Thought 

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"Not only is Santa a lie, he will ravage you sexually, drink your blood
and drag your palpating carcasses down to Hell with him!" -Americhrist
Ltd.

How's your hole..........family?
williwaw Cronan 1979-1999


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