Subject:    Re: A story about peeps
From:       WWS
Newsgroups: alt.food.peeps,alt.fan.tom-servo
Date:       Tue, 14 Dec 1999
Message-ID: <38564297.EDB523B@tyler.net>


"Mr. Ban" wrote:
> 
> In article <385ea53c.1776979@news-f.std.com>,
>   Captain Infinity <Infinity@world.com> wrote:
> 
> >
> > Actually, the eyes are Carnauba Wax, and can withstand anything 
> > short of
> > liquid Phenol.  See http://www.peepresearch.org/, and in
> > particular http://www.peepresearch.org/solubility.html
> >
> 
>      You are DENYING A HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE WHICH HAS HAPPENED TO ME.  I
have had a lifelong fear of anal probes because of it!  Deny it, but I
> was there, I saw the Peep eye dissolved by my uncle's warm breath.  I
saw the aliens strip him naked and gleefully perform "experiments".  I
> am very tired of having my credibility questioned; I am more than
happy to admit, yes, I was extremely attracted to my uncle then, and I'm
> willing to explicitly indicate when my work is of a documentary nature,
but that's only the s&m performance art.  I don't know when it is fact
> and when it is fiction.  Having examined the results you mention, Cap,
I find that penile enhancement still hasn't worked for me, and I've tried.
> I can think of two possible explanations for the discrepency between
what the ad promised if I invested hundreds of hours pumping away, doing
> this scientific research and my own experience:

> 
> 1) The "scientists" who carried out this research are frauds and the
picture of Long Dong Silver that came with it was just a gimmick, and 
> results have been fabricated.  Indeed, the picture of the Peep eyes
that were strategically placed in that photo still haunt me.  What was
> floating in phenol could very easily have been doctored; the Peep eyes
are still there, in the jar, up on a shelf in the lab.  My uncle and I
> are surprisingly visible in the photo.
> 
> 2) The story I told occurred at some point, around Easter of course, in
the days before anyone had heard of or even worried about AIDS. This was in
> either 1977, 1978, or 1979.  It is possible that the ingredients and/or
elements of safe sex just weren't that important to us then.  I doubt the
> manufacturing process of Peep eyes has changed in the past 20 or so
minutes, but research has shown that a fixation on male relatives lasts for
> years, and that the scientific results are in fact valid.

> 
> MR. BAN
ROLL-ON


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