Subject: Re: A story about peeps From: WWS Newsgroups: alt.food.peeps,alt.fan.tom-servo Date: Tue, 14 Dec 1999 Message-ID: <38564297.EDB523B@tyler.net> "Mr. Ban" wrote: > > In article <firstname.lastname@example.org>, > Captain Infinity <Infinity@world.com> wrote: > > > > > Actually, the eyes are Carnauba Wax, and can withstand anything > > short of > > liquid Phenol. See http://www.peepresearch.org/, and in > > particular http://www.peepresearch.org/solubility.html > > > > You are DENYING A HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE WHICH HAS HAPPENED TO ME. I have had a lifelong fear of anal probes because of it! Deny it, but I > was there, I saw the Peep eye dissolved by my uncle's warm breath. I saw the aliens strip him naked and gleefully perform "experiments". I > am very tired of having my credibility questioned; I am more than happy to admit, yes, I was extremely attracted to my uncle then, and I'm > willing to explicitly indicate when my work is of a documentary nature, but that's only the s&m performance art. I don't know when it is fact > and when it is fiction. Having examined the results you mention, Cap, I find that penile enhancement still hasn't worked for me, and I've tried. > I can think of two possible explanations for the discrepency between what the ad promised if I invested hundreds of hours pumping away, doing > this scientific research and my own experience: > > 1) The "scientists" who carried out this research are frauds and the picture of Long Dong Silver that came with it was just a gimmick, and > results have been fabricated. Indeed, the picture of the Peep eyes that were strategically placed in that photo still haunt me. What was > floating in phenol could very easily have been doctored; the Peep eyes are still there, in the jar, up on a shelf in the lab. My uncle and I > are surprisingly visible in the photo. > > 2) The story I told occurred at some point, around Easter of course, in the days before anyone had heard of or even worried about AIDS. This was in > either 1977, 1978, or 1979. It is possible that the ingredients and/or elements of safe sex just weren't that important to us then. I doubt the > manufacturing process of Peep eyes has changed in the past 20 or so minutes, but research has shown that a fixation on male relatives lasts for > years, and that the scientific results are in fact valid. > > MR. BAN ROLL-ON -- __________________________________________________WWS_____________ The following peep was provided by: Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance), General Purpose God [------------] [<><><><><><>] [------------] [____________] | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ | /----------\ | | / /--\ \ | | / | .| \ | | | __\__/> | | | | / \ | | | | | \/ | | | | | \____/ | | | \ | | / | | \ |_|_ / | | \__________/ | | | | | | | | /\ |---\ /---- /----\ | | | ----- | | /__\ |___/ \___ | | | | | | | | / \ | \ \ | | | | | | | | / \ |___/ ____/ \____/ |___ \___/ | | | | | Product of alt.fan.tom-servo | | | | |---\ |---- |---- |---\ | | |___/ |___ |___ |___/ | | | | | | | | | |____ |____ | | | | | | | This superb peep was distilled from Usenet | | | | posters from the finest newsgroups on the | | | | Internet. It has been produced at the Ebony | | | | Ass distilleries in accordance with two years | | | | of Kamikaze Peep Squad tradition. Peeps have | | | | been posted since the year 1997. | | | | | | | | 40% ALCOHOL/80 PROOF 1 LITER | | | | | | | [______________________________________________________] ---
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