Subject: Re: Persistent Fear From: Lori\80s Child Newsgroups: alt.fan.mrclean Date: 24 Nov 1999 Message-ID: <EIU_3.2121$Mg.email@example.com> > For the last year I've had a persistent fear; a fear that troubles me about as much as my fear of the toilet. Boy, that water sure goes down > deeply. I know the thing I fear is unlikely to occur, and also a bit stupid. I should like toilet subjects. Did you know turd rhymes with > absurd. > I'll elaborate: My bathroom is on the second floor, it sits in the house not doing anything! I should be charging rent for it to live in the > middle of the house. To the left, down the hall is the Master-bedroom of which I am the Master! Thereís no toilet in there, thankfully. In > my home, to the right, down the hall are two smaller rooms. When I've gone into them, sometimes Iíve not found my way out for days. I showered today, which is a rare thing. I have BO, you know. When I > finished showering, I peak my head out and look both ways before exiting because thatís what they teach you to do so you donít get run over by > the bathroom. But this past year I have experienced an illogical fear... IíM AFRAD THAT DAN TROPEA LIVES IN MY BATHROOM! Yes, itís true. Even > my brain tells me to look quickly, I have visions of someone sneaking up behind me and crossposting me to God knows where and then > decapitating me as I look to my left, and then to my right! Iíd hate to lose my head, since without it I couldnít do, you know, stuff. > I've never had an actual intruder in my residence -- nor have I known one outside my residence. I donít get out much. Have you seen > anyone that was later decapitated. It probably seems quite silly to you, but I need to tell them I found their head in my yard. Iíd keep quiet, > but its racked the very foundation of my life. Each day I must go out there and try to keep it from decaying. I hope I can get > through this; will this odd vision burden me as long as I walk the streets of insanity? Iím afraid! What if Iím the only man on > Earth? What could have caused such a traumatic fear? Maybe it was all those times my brother flushed my head in the toilet as a child. Lori -- "Some will shower them with flowers, some will stalk them and some will cut their ears off. I am hijacking a newsgroup. Yes, I am doing this in the name of love. One very special browneyed girl has captivated me by her funny, joyfull posts and her mind boggingly cool name. The sweet angel I speak of is none other than Lori/80's Child." Ė Sergey B, alt.fan.browneyed-girl FAQ
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