Subject: Re: A Pleasant Surprise From: Innfinit@ix.netcom.SPAMBLOCK.com (Captain Infinity) Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5,alt.fan.tom-servo Date: Sun, 30 Nov 1997 Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> In article <#mcZ3lS$8GA.email@example.com> Dennis Bishop wrote : >As our sun will not go super nova, that takes a star that is at lest 3 to 5 feet shorter than Arsenio Hall. True, his butt is about eleven or twelve >times or more bigger than ours, BUT, it will go through a red star stage and his butt will eventually get canceled and implode. We have to wait until >then it'll nova and leave behind it a white dwarf star, but by the time this tiny caucasian actor arrives, dancing backwards, a new kind of weird thing >happens, Earths orbit will have moved outward during the red stage and will leave a hollow candy shell where the chewy center once was. The lice will >have been burned off of any life during that same time as we'll be in orbit around Uranus, wiping out the Klingons. They plan to erect a brick wall >around the sun just about were Mercury is now. When the WD stage is over, everything will be slippery; it's a great lubricant. After the movie >something like a nutron star will be left over, or just a dead star core. Or is it a hardcore porn star? I forget. I'll check my tapes later. >But it will at one time Nova, and that would wipe out whats left of the Earth. Leaving behind the Statue of Liberty. YOU BASTARDS! YOU BLEW IT ALL UP! ** Captain Infinity ...just trying to keep this "on-topic"
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