Subject:    Re: A Pleasant Surprise
From:       Innfinit@ix.netcom.SPAMBLOCK.com (Captain Infinity)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5,alt.fan.tom-servo
Date:       Sun, 30 Nov 1997
Message-ID: <348eea06.45167545@nntp.netcruiser>

In article <#mcZ3lS$8GA.136@ntawwabp.compuserve.com>
Dennis Bishop wrote :

>As our sun will not go super nova, that takes a star that is at lest 3 to 5

feet shorter than Arsenio Hall.  True, his butt is about eleven or twelve

>times or more bigger than ours, BUT, it will go through a red star stage and

his butt will eventually get canceled and implode.  We have to wait until

>then it'll nova and leave behind it a white dwarf star, but by the time this

tiny caucasian actor arrives, dancing backwards, a new kind of weird thing

>happens, Earths orbit will have moved outward during the red stage and will

leave a hollow candy shell where the chewy center once was.  The lice will

>have been burned off of any life during that same time as we'll be in orbit

around Uranus, wiping out the Klingons.  They plan to erect a brick wall

>around the sun just about were Mercury is now. When the WD stage is over,

everything will be slippery;  it's a great lubricant.  After the movie

>something like a nutron star will be left over, or just a dead star core.

Or is it a hardcore porn star?  I forget.  I'll check my tapes later.

>But it will at one time Nova, and that would wipe out whats left of the Earth.

Leaving behind the Statue of Liberty.  YOU BASTARDS!  YOU BLEW IT ALL UP!

** 
Captain Infinity 
 ...just trying to keep this "on-topic"


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