Subject: Re: Pssst... From: Lori Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo Date: Tue, 21 Mar 2000 Message-ID: <38d7bb8a.12881703@News.CIS.DFN.DE> Captain Infinity wrote some of this: >Hey, psst, hey...over here. Shhhh. Don't talk, just listen. Look at your own risk, however, since I'm not wearing any pants. >I've been away...involved in a top-secret hush-hush covert operation for 8 years. The "Captain Infinity" you know doesn't exist in the eyes of >the government. No, not *that* government, the other government. You think you're so damn smart, don't you?11!?!/ Listen to me! I >know what I'm talking about. No time to explain. >I need to know everybody's favorite Peep color. Choose from yellow, burnt-orange, magenta, chartreuse, goldenrod, mauve, forest green, >blue, purple, or pink. Post here. QUICKLY! oops, shhhh, quiet, quiet. You'll wake up Uncle Misha. Damn! I'm in the wrong website again! >Just to make things difficult for the Watchers, post your choice in braille. I'll feel the bumps (IYKWIM) and process the information in >code. Y for yellow, B for blue, P for purple, and P for pink. No, that isn't a toy! Get away! Yesterday I ate something green, now my radio >won't work. Damn. Oh well, nevermind the code, that was a stupid idea to go swimming in that alligator pond. I didn't need that appendage >anyway. >Heck, are you still maintaining the data chart? Please add "Peep color" "eye color", "nose hair color"... oh, you should also add "bra size" >as one of the columns. This is important. I'll explain later when I'm done shopping at Fredericks. I like wearing "special clothes" when I'm >not being watched and/or sponge-bathed. >The owl barks at midnight. Message ends. Over and Out. Whoof! -- Lori Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
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