Subject:    Re: Puh-Lease (was: It's Tea-Time in my mind, and I'm out of Clean Cups.)
From: (Captain Infinity)
Date:       Mon, 10 Aug 1998
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WWS wrote *some* of these things:

>OK, you trollerized me into giving you my own personal confession of 

why I take a milk-bath every night at 3 AM.  My cats consider this

>evil.  But, you either hide parts of yourself and worry when they

get chopped off and tossed into the stew.  Go on!  Let your dick

>pop up or let it hang out and see who can deal with it.

We'll all giggle and place bets.  But I want to be first!  Can I?

>Can I start off by saying although I was afraid you were going to

force feed me Pop Rocks and Pixie Stix, I didn't want you to

>do that, I really tried to keep you from doing that?  I debated

whether I should ask for the Orbitz Enema first, rather than just

>saying what I said flat out and playing it straight, but in the 

end I got it anyway, literally. Then I bought my own bag & hose, in the

>interest of fair play, decided I needed to warn everyone with these

Instruments of Evil.  I shouted "Boursey!" for an hour, and posted 

>three lines at the start:

1.  Open Can of Beer
2.  Drink Beer
3.  Repeat Step 1.

>So what, is this thanks to those cigarette labels everyone ignores?

The ones that say "Do not give to nuns; may be habit forming"?  Then

>I even footnoted the next part and imported your explanation 

into my spellchecker; it checked out perfectly!  Even though what you were

>saying that was not what you meant to say at all.

Captain Infinity
 ...*now* it's starting to make sense

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