Subject: Re: Puh-Lease (was: It's Tea-Time in my mind, and I'm out of Clean Cups.) From: Infinity@world.std.com (Captain Infinity) Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo Date: Mon, 10 Aug 1998 Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> In article <35CB3D08.63E2@tyler.net> WWS wrote *some* of these things: >OK, you trollerized me into giving you my own personal confession of why I take a milk-bath every night at 3 AM. My cats consider this >evil. But, you either hide parts of yourself and worry when they get chopped off and tossed into the stew. Go on! Let your dick >pop up or let it hang out and see who can deal with it. We'll all giggle and place bets. But I want to be first! Can I? >Can I start off by saying although I was afraid you were going to force feed me Pop Rocks and Pixie Stix, I didn't want you to >do that, I really tried to keep you from doing that? I debated whether I should ask for the Orbitz Enema first, rather than just >saying what I said flat out and playing it straight, but in the end I got it anyway, literally. Then I bought my own bag & hose, in the >interest of fair play, decided I needed to warn everyone with these Instruments of Evil. I shouted "Boursey!" for an hour, and posted >three lines at the start: 1. Open Can of Beer 2. Drink Beer 3. Repeat Step 1. >So what, is this thanks to those cigarette labels everyone ignores? The ones that say "Do not give to nuns; may be habit forming"? Then >I even footnoted the next part and imported your explanation into my spellchecker; it checked out perfectly! Even though what you were >saying that was not what you meant to say at all. ** Captain Infinity ...*now* it's starting to make sense
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