Subject:    Re: REAL MONET +++++ ON THE INTERNET
From:       Blackhawk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo
Date:       Sun, 07 Dec 1997
Message-ID: <openbook-0712972159390001@ppp-asft08--233.sirius.net>

In article <66feo0$31f@sjx-ixn11.ix.netcom.com>, ""
<MANSAUR@IX.NETCOMmunged.COM> wrote:

> DO YOU WANT TO MAKE MONEY FAST?
Then find another message to read because this one will take 15-20 years
out of your life.

> 
> Of course you do, we all do!

I mean birds do it, bees do it, I've heard in Boston even Cap does it.
(actually the only one who won't do it is Jaime who'll do it if he doesn't
have to sleep in it).

> 
> Here's how to do so with little effort, and, yes IT'S LEGAL.

If you live in Oz.

> 
> 
>         A little while back, I was browsing these newsgroups, just like you
including alt.fan.teen.idols, alt.fan.teen.starlets and
alt.fan.thunder-thumbs where many people posting were perverts like me,
certainly more than there
> are now, and came across an article similar to this that said you could make
about $2.25 for 50 hours work. This sadistic scheme would eat up literally
> thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of $6.00!
> So I thought, "Yeah, right, this must be a scam!" but like most of us, I
posted it everywhere wanting people to know I was a pervert and (being yellow) I
> was curious. Like most of us, I kept reading. Anyway, it said that if you
learn Zen yoga techniques you could perform fellatio on yourself, to do so
> send $1.00 to each of the 6 names and addresses stated in the article, you
won't have any friends after this, but with your new talent you
> could make thousands in a very short period of time. You then place your
"male member" on a table and using a sharp exact-o knife, slowly carve your
> own name and address at the bottom of the list at #6, and post the article
in question on a large pike. If you take a picture of this and send a JPG 
> to at least 200 newsgroups. (There are about 22,000.) or e-mail them to
> friends, or e-mailing lists...
no one will ever speak to you again.
> 
> No catch, that was it.


**
Blackhawk
I see he comes from your domain Cap :)


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