Subject: Re: Movie Reminders From: "Captain Infinity" Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo Date: Wed, 27 Mar 2002 Message-ID: <email@example.com> In <firstname.lastname@example.org> The Peccant Rejuvenator Mr. Hole wrote *some* of these things: >For anyone that wasn't in chat to hear me talking-up 2 very different butt vibrators I bought this weekend, I made movies. If you want these >films, I thought I'd make a post giving them one more plug. That way, you can see me and the rectal reamers in action. Later this decade, >when Lori finally gets around to seeing one of them 3 or 4 years from when they were made, she can tell me which she likes best. But right >now she can say, "I SAW A MOVIE AND IT WAS GREAT! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SHARES HOLE'S ANAL FIXATION?? SHOULD I ALLOW MY GRANDPARENTS >TO SEE THIS FILM?? ME!! ME!! MEEEEEEEE!!!!" and then I can give her my favorite one, Bulbous Bobby. Ask her if she's happy and you'll get >a smug reply. > > >"Sexy Beast" and "Donnie Darko" are both available on video/DVD; of all my films, they're the kinkiest due to that "twirly" action, and of >course I saw them as they were intended to be seen on the big screen, at the neighborhood theater. My parents both bought their own copies >but I plan on renting "Sexy Beast" some time next week for the Easter holidays and showing it to my Bible study group. I narrate the >commentary tracks, which I've already done with "Donnie Darko". > >No spoilers from me. You'll have to see them on your own; I don't want my squeals to influence you. Still, the soundtrack moaning is liable >to bias anyone's opinion. > > >Btw, I'm Mr. Hole. I'm a male who lives in the USA, I drive a car, I drink blood and eat spiders. I fondle goats and lick toads because I >like animals and good times with decent people, just like you! ** Captain Infinity
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