Subject: A scene from a life - what *could* have happened... From: Lori Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.browneyed-girl Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2000 Message-ID: <email@example.com> Sergey Bukhman wrote some of this: > [We fade in on Sergey and a Cute Girl sitting on the floor] [having another bout of wild, hott passionate sexx outside] > [of the Cute Girl's living room. Sergey has just spent 4 ] [days in bed with this woman, and also a few extra ] > [hours helping her with her C homework and chatting. The ] [day progresses, and Cute Girl is starting to babble. The] > [Cute Girl is talking and Sergey is smiling and nodding on] [his pillow, trying hard to stay awake, and drools on ] > [occasions. ] > > > Cute Girl: So, this guy I'm dating... Wait a minute, that's you. Nevermind. I'm drunk. > > > [We go into gradual Slow Motion as the camera spirals onto] [the two of them together. Cute girl leans in toward ] > [Sergey's face. His smile slowly disappears as we close in] [on the two of them, preparing to kiss, getting closer... ] > [until only his face is in frame. It shows terrible and ] [awful static-damn video camera! It makes them appear with] > [virtually undetectable anguish. ] > > [We pan to a wide angle shot of the two, as the Cute Girl ] [in a state of euphoria after another glorious orgasm, ] > [goes on to tell Sergey about her past and current beaus. ] [None of them in any way remotely compare to Sergey. ] > [Suddenly, and without any warning, Sergey's head explodes] [in pain from too much wine; he cuts himself on the bottle] > [spurting blood all over the place, and on the Cute Girl. ] [She reaches out, misses, and accidentally kills the dog. ] > [His limp corpse drops to the Floor. The Cute Girl keeps ] [giving Sergey first aid, (READ: "mouth-to-mouth"), and ] > [talking and smiling as we fade out. ] > > The End. > > -- > Sergey > > So, who do we cast as Sergey? Yourself, of course. And Yours Truly as the Cute Girl. :) -- Lori Well gee, we are "married" after all... -- "Well balanced meals, that means the main course and the dessert weigh the same amount, right?" - Wayland
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