Subject: Re: SUPER "SLEEPING IN THE LIGHT" SPOILER!!!(AND CRUSADE!) From: Infinity@world.std.com (Captain Infinity) Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5,alt.fan.tom-servo Date: Wed, 1 Jul 1998 Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> In rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5 In article <1998063006294900.CAA21044@ladder03.news.aol.com> JPo6531128 wrote: >In "Sleeping in the Light",Sheridan will have all his old buds gather around to >see him on Minbar one last time.Then, after the day is done, he will take off >in a white star by himself so he can die alone. ...unmourned, and unloved, missing one ear, and never admitting the truth to himself that he is really a hermaphrodite aardvark. >First he will visit B5, which will be run by Zack (a job they gave him out of >pity since he could get no other job because everyone found out that >he______.(you know, that thing he did in his past that Garibaldi knew about? drove a taxi. >The station has lost much importance at that point in time, which makes Zack's >job an easy one. >Sheridan then goes to the ___________na system, where he meets up with Sha-Na- >you-know-who. How do I know this is where he goes? First, I read it on another Jon "Bowzer" Bauman >spoiler, secondly I looked at the list of episodes for season four and >remembered the message KOSH had Zoe tell Lochley to give Sheridan-"When the moon hits your eye like a big ol' spoo pie, that's amoré." The day after the >long night is over, return to the end of the beginning. >"The long night" is the episode just before"Into the fire".Where were they in >that episode? That's the place Kosh wanted Sheridan to go (incidentally the >long night also represents Sheridan's last night of his life. >"How will this end?" Emperor Turhan asked Kosh.Kosh responded,"IN FIRE !" >Thus, the title of that episode signifies the "End of the beginning" - the >beginning meaning that second age, where the last of the first ones still tried >to shepherd the younger races. >Sheridan will meet that special individual (not Kosh) in the system where the >"beginning" age ended. >Then, _____ will somehow turn Sheridan into energy or spirit or something (I am a giant Space Duck >unsure, but it is whatever Sheridan turned into in Londo's dream in "The long >night of Londo Mollari".....HEY!...another "Long Night!" >Then, Sheridan and ______ will go "beyond the rim" to whatever-the-heck lies Ivanova's tots >between the galaxies. Creamy white filling. I always twist my galaxies apart before eating them. >The ending credits slowly flash across the screen, with that ball of energy >comprising Sheridan and ______ slowly flying away from the viewer....music Carol Ann from "Poltergeist" >plays....."We had joy,we had fun, we had seasons in the sun, and the hills that >we climbed were just seasons out of time..."(Seasons in the sun)...the song >gets halfway over when the screen is squeezed by half and you hear Joe Bob >Briggs announcing a Monstervision marathon on TNT featuring "Saturn 3" and >"Outland"......faith manages. A few million bucks don't hurt none, either. >.....Oh, yeah,the CRUSADE spoiler....sometime late in season one, a special >cameo of Jerry Doyle may happen....where he finally gets revenge on Bester. By putting a crawly bug in his ear and reciting bad "Moby Dick" quotes. >Apparently, he finds a way to shut off the neural block in his head that kept the loose marbles from rolling around. Sideshow Bob steps in and prevents >him from harming Bester, and he arranges for a kidnapping on Mars....someone >speculated that Quentin Tarentino would cameo as Bester's Psi cop buddy, and >that would be cool, but one can hope....anyway, Garibaldi shoots QT in the [censored] and then gives him >head, and knocks Bester out and pumps him full of sleepers. >Bester awakens in an abandoned warehouse somewhere in Syria Planum, and he's daffy >duct-taped to a chair, with his mouth taped up,too. >Garibaldi turns on a radio and on it is the song "Stuck in the Middle with >you.." Garibaldi then whips out a strait-razor and cuts off Bester's right [censored]. Then he uses tweezers to pluck the grey hairs out of his >ear...then his knee-caps....then Garibaldi douses him with gasoline and says >"How about a little FIRE, scarecrow?" and lights Alfie boy ablaze. >Michael Garibaldi savors the aroma of Bester's roasting flesh, and then stone >cold walks away..... >Interesting point-in B5, a lot of things end "IN FIRE"(Kosh). ** Captain Infinity ...this guy wackylaces *himself*
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