Subject: Re: SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SILENCE ME!!!11!
From: Captain Infinity
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo
Date: Wed, 30 Aug 2000
Message-ID: <39b246c9.16119155@news-f.std.com>
Once Upon A Time,
In article <39AC8E65.6F4D3D09@flash.net>
Patricia Wadley wrote *some* of the following:
>I didn't know there was gonna be a quiz. No body said nothin about no
pants! I'll have to remove my pants to take the "why is my underwear
>stinkin quiz. You gotta warn us first. We didn't know we were supposed
to swim backwards and wear meatloaf in our hair. I forced my evil twin
>to read all this stuff. It ain't fair. You shoulda told us. I don't
have legs, because I'm a mermaid. I smell like fish. Most fish I know
>want to read this stuff. But they made me, they didn't think I knew,
they didn't think I CARED! BASTARDS! The oysters all tried to clam up
>but I knew, I knew about the strawberries but they thought I didn't
have shortcake shells. It was true; I only had snailshells. Why? I don't
>know, but I did and I was glad of it. They thought they hid it very
craftily in the octopuses garden, but Ringo could never sing all that
>well, but i knew that no matter what they did they wouldn't be able to
get down from an elephant. Now my evil plan is working, and no one can
>stop me. A pure heart is above all, and tastes better than rotten liver.
**
Captain Infinity
..."I've got Loverboy's 'Working for the Weekend' stuck in mine."
--Lori
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