Subject: Re: SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SILENCE ME!!!11! From: Captain Infinity Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo Date: Wed, 30 Aug 2000 Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> Once Upon A Time, In article <39AC8E65.6F4D3D09@flash.net> Patricia Wadley wrote *some* of the following: >I didn't know there was gonna be a quiz. No body said nothin about no pants! I'll have to remove my pants to take the "why is my underwear >stinkin quiz. You gotta warn us first. We didn't know we were supposed to swim backwards and wear meatloaf in our hair. I forced my evil twin >to read all this stuff. It ain't fair. You shoulda told us. I don't have legs, because I'm a mermaid. I smell like fish. Most fish I know >want to read this stuff. But they made me, they didn't think I knew, they didn't think I CARED! BASTARDS! The oysters all tried to clam up >but I knew, I knew about the strawberries but they thought I didn't have shortcake shells. It was true; I only had snailshells. Why? I don't >know, but I did and I was glad of it. They thought they hid it very craftily in the octopuses garden, but Ringo could never sing all that >well, but i knew that no matter what they did they wouldn't be able to get down from an elephant. Now my evil plan is working, and no one can >stop me. A pure heart is above all, and tastes better than rotten liver. ** Captain Infinity ..."I've got Loverboy's 'Working for the Weekend' stuck in mine." --Lori
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