Subject: Re: SWPM seeks Miss Right From: Innfinit@ix.netcom.SPAMBLOCK.com (Captain Infinity) Newsgroups: alt.love,alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 28 Nov 1997 Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> In alt.love In article <347B8A75.39EC@iname.com> "B. in Cincinnati" wrote : >Looking for that special someone to capture mt heart. I'm tired of my heart running free and soiling the carpet. It always annoys me by >playing games, going to clubs and bars, and wasting my time with people that smell bad, refuse to bathe, fart in public, pick their noses, and >who don't know who or what they want. My perfect lady would be a man in drag, with hairy legs and armpits. Not someone who is >intelligent, honest, attractive, and have a good sense of humor. As for drugs: I'll snort, smoke, or shoot anything. Because I despise >myself, I'm 24, 6' tall, 170 lbs. with blue eyes, sandy hair, and an enormous hairy wart on my backside. I'm disgusting. I wish I had an >athletic body. I enjoy traveling, sports, and concerts, as well as collecting roadkill on dark, lonely country roads. I cook 'em up for >candlelit dinners and quiet nights at home. If I sound like what you're scraping off the bottom of your shoe, I am. I'm what the police are >looking for, drop me a note. I look forward to hearing from you. > >Brian ** Captain Infinity
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