Subject: Re: Thrillogy--SPOILERS-SPOILERS! From: Captain Infinity Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.dreams,alt.comedy.slapstick.3-stooges Date: Tue, 16 May 2000 Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> Once Upon A Time, In article <email@example.com> Bill Steele wrote *some* of these things: >In cliffhangers, time is adjustable. I speak as a veteran of Saturday morning Time Travel experiments during the cartoons. My dreams resemble >matinee serials. The hero is in the shack. You hear the alarm go off. Cut it out!" you scream, and hit the snooze button. Your astral body floats >to the outside: shack explodes. Next Saturday, the hero is in the shack; and he's having it painted mauve. Yuk. The painters are 3 stooges, so >there's about three minutes of running out the door and diving in the cement, spilling paint, etc. The frizzy headed one starts digging up a >ditch. The alarm goes off. Cut to the outside: shack explodes. You wake up, tired of this recurring dream, but you hit "snooze" again. >Sometimes there's huge explosion and you just see the hero picking himself free of leeches and ticks. Yuk again! The fat bald guy is pulling wires >up out of the debris. Who cares, as long as there's another chapter? Then your wife's cold feet accidentally brush your calf and you wake up. ** Captain Infinity ...these dreams happen whenever I eat too much salami at night
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