Subject: Re: People come together! RIGHT NOW! From: Lori Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.fan.browneyed-girl Date: Fri, 03 Mar 2000 Message-ID: <38bff6bd.18467678@News.CIS.DFN.DE> Sergey Bukhman wrote some of this: >Here's the deal, I have to go to Israel as soon as possible because the chyx there are SO HAWT! I gotta get busy, IYKWIM! So, the >sooner I get there, the sooner I can start going to Universities and trying to make new friends. Hey, I'll start my own fan club! It beats >trying to get myself accepted and all my hours here transferred. Current events lead me to the conclusion that I am insane. I heard that the >semester ends around May 11th. To save money on flight tickets to kidnap Lori, I'm hitch-hiking to Virginia. If I'm gonna take her to >Israel, I should order them soon... So we better plan something. All I'm wanting out of life is a little adventure after all. I guess what I'm >asking is for anyone who's thinking about going to post their comments about how you'll help me with the kidnapping, especially information >on where, when, and how pantless. > >Poor Lori is trying her best to make this happen, and all it takes is a willingness to say YES YES YES!!! Will it work? I need to read a >couple of posts to see if it will. We have not heard anything from any reasonable and sane people, so that's good. Not even a "PeeP" out >of the "old" folks yet. Nothing from anyone over 29, in fact. I don't like you old farts anyway! I'm gonna be young forever! Ha!! I >understand that some of you might still have a problem with getting into your pants every day, hence I don't bother. You look like you have >the belly of the big steel bird, but we must all make sacrifices. Like me, for instance. I'm gonna sacrifice myself to the Taet! >Haven't heard anything from Hole either, but sadly, I believe his many trollerizations have finally caught up with him. All of his guilt >complexes will prevent him from making a public appearance. :~( > >-- >Sergey > >Lots42 will provide the entertainment. ...that is, if anyone's still around to put up with it. -- Lori
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