Subject: Contest Enrty (Re: Who is Dan Tropea?)
From: Blackhawk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo
Date: Sat, 24 Jul 1999
Message-ID: <openbook-2407991310310001@ppp-asfm07--110.sirius.net>
Who are you, What do want,
Can I get fries with that?
A Poem by Blackhawk and Dan Tropea
> Otto who am i?
A slice of American pie?
> Complex question.
meant for further digestion
> I am just going to stick to
things that my dick rue...
> Dan Tropea
can't you see ah?
> I am male age 33.
from me, people most often flee
> Born 6/4/66.
a mark on my head reads 666
> Single with no children.
as i make them someone kills them
> I do have a cat.
that i wear like a hat
though some call me "wussy"
it is my only pussy.
> My hobby is television.
about which i'm always bitchin'
> Second hobby is the usenet.
where many consider me a threat
> I pretty much have merged both hobbies into one.
which annoys more people, so i get more done.
> I love posting about what i watch on tv and about tv in general.
and it doesn't bother me much that they all think i'm mental
> I also post to the gossip groups and to rec.music.country.western
The gossip groups ignore me and the others think I'm pestering em'
since i love female country singers. I also love gossip.
and the singers make me horny so I simply cannot stop it
> I also post to other groups occassionally.
but always worded to impact effaciously
> I am rather opinionated but i try not to be offensive.
Of course being me offends, so it's hard to be sensitive.
> JMS though its hard not to be.
LDS is so much easier for me
> I also love going down to the mall every weekend.
On the post office wall I'm considered a dead end.
> Also every weekend morning i go to a local fleamarket
The fleas don't like me either, but whathehey fuckit!
> where i play Magic (a collecting card game).
My opponents are tragic (they usually go insane).
> I do have a FAQ which
talks about me like I'm some kind of bitch
i posted about 10 months ago.
i just read it now, i'm really that slow
> Sadly i never saved a copy
It's what happens when your "hard disk" is a "floppy".
> but i know someone around here has saved a copy.
cause the whole world, unlike me, is not so sloppy
> I am not sure who though.
So to help my legend grow:
> Could the person who saved it repost it please :)
I promise to remember (that's if I don't sneeze)
***
Blackhawk
Someone crosspost this, I didn't have the guts
OK I have the nerve, but I'd rather keep my nuts...
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