Subject:    Re: Who is Dan Tropea?
From:       Mr. Hole
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo
Date:       Thu, 29 Jul 1999
Message-ID: <15772-37A07F23-24@newsd-101.iap.bryant.webtv.net>

Captain Infinity wrote:

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dtropea" wrote:


Otto who) likes dough (am i) alone in my belief that dough is tasty(?
Complex) carbohydrates have been bugging me for a long time now i can`t
see the pont.  Why do old people ask my baker a (question) when i`m
standing behind them in line? (I am just going to) put a whole (stick)
of BUTTER and jockstraps in their bag when they are not looking!! The
WAY HOT counter girl is nice to look at. I sometimes like to order a
cake just so i can hear her voice. Sometimes i like (to)  send (Dan
Tropea) love letters and i sign it pretty counter girl.  

(I am male age 33. Born 6/4/66. Single with no) balls! I like to spank
(children.) (I do have a cat) but she gets jealous when i don`t share my
dough so she often bites me.  
(My hobby) used to be paper airplanes but they were ruined when my
toilet overflowed. 

My new hobby (is television. Second hobby is the usenet)ing on the idiot
box webtv. (I pretty much have merged both hobbies into one. I love
posting about what i watch on tv) i think its important that you plug in
your tv. In the old days i couldn`t figure out what was so special about
tv but than my cat told me to plug it in so she could watch national
geographic. ALL THOSE DAYS i SPENT WATCHING AT MY TV ARE GONE NOW. i
could have been stalking the pretty counter girl. But now i can share my
thoughts (and about tv in general.)  I also post to the gossip groups
and to rec.music.country.western since i love female country singers)
the female voice is the most buetiful sound in the world thats how come
i cut off my balls.  (I also love Warren G Harding (gossip. I also post)
up to 12 different groups at a time regardless of their relevancy (to)
the (other groups) I (occassionally) get sick from sourdough bread.  (I
am) lazy. One time i sat in a Dennys eating beefcubes until I crapped my
pants. I am (rather opinionated but i try not to be offensive. JMS
though its hard not to be.)

(I also love going down to the mall every weekend) and pretending i have
friend to meet (. Also every weekend morning i go to a local fleamarket
where i play Magic (a card game).  Also every weekday morning i go to
the bakery. But i think i told you that oh well. (I do have a FAQ) which
was really dull (which i posted about 10 months ago. Sadly i never saved
a copy but i know someone with a peanutbutter sandwich (around here).  

(has) anybody (saved a copy) of Joey Bishops appearances on the Merv
Griffen show? (I am not sure who) said Merv was gay (though) i don`t
think they were a gently person. (Could the person who) smeared goat
fecees on my car please give me a ring? I (saved it) if you want it
back. (repost)s make me think of the old days when Chuck Norris still
had some credibility in films. (it please)s me when the pretty counter
girl touches my dough i run straight home and smell it and rub it all
over my hairy chest and thighs :)



Sorry if this isn`t very good. Any and all gramatical errors are
intentional. 


Here`s the original post.

<<< Otto who am i? Complex question. I am just going to stick to Dan
Tropea  I am male age 33. Born 6/4/66. Single with no children. I do
have a cat.  My hobby is television. Second hobby is the usenet. I
pretty much have merged both hobbies into one. I love posting about what
i watch on tv and about tv in general. I also post to the gossip groups
and to rec.music.country.western since i love female country singers. I
also love gossip. I also post to other groups occassionally.  I am
rather opinionated but i try not to be offensive. JMS though its hard
not to be. I also love going down to the mall every weekend. Also every
weekend morning i go to a local fleamarket where i play Magic (a card
game). I do have a FAQ which i posted about 10 months ago. Sadly i never
saved a copy but i know someone around here has saved a copy. I am not
sure who though. Could the person who saved it repost it please :)





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bastards everywhere..................now with 25% more flavor in every
post!


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