Subject: Re: Who is Dan Tropea? From: Podkayne Fries Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo Date: Mon, 26 Jul 1999 Message-ID: <379cbfa3.842345@news.buckeyenet.net> On Fri, 23 Jul 1999 20:55:54 GMT, "dtropea" wrote: >Otto who am i? Complex question. I am just going to stick to Rosie Palm and Her Five Sisters, as I am still a virgin and will remain >Dan Tropea, Clueless Git, until I die. >I am male age 33. Born 6/4/66. I am the Antichrist, but you knew that. >Single with no children. For which all America is grateful. > I do have an unnatural attraction for >a cat. It's as close to pussy as I'll ever get. >My hobby is television. Second hobby is the usenet. I pretty much lack anything that remotely resembles a life. i >have merged both hobbies into one. Which explains why my family has changed their surname. > I love posting about what i don't know and don't understand. I should not be allowed to discuss what i >watch on tv and about tv in general. Stop me! Please, stop me before i post again! >I also post to the gossip >groups and to rec.music.country.western since i love female clothes. i wear them when I pretend to be Dolly Parton-type >country singers. The falsies itch, but i like that. > I also love gossip. I also post to other groups occassionally. Several Usenet suicides have been blamed on me, but I know they're just kidding 'cause we're all cyberfriends. >I am rather opinionated but i try not to be offensive. I don't *have* to try; it comes naturally. I blame it on FAS. >JMS though its hard not to be. I worship JMS and want to bear his children. >I also love going down to the mall every weekend. After the restraining order expires, I'll be allowed back in. Woohoo! >Also every weekend morning i go to a local fleamarket where i play pocket Pool while watching the girls go by. It's >Magic you know, never believe it's not so. I wish someone would make >(a card game) for me. I need flash cards to explain the Facts of Life. >I do have a FAQ which i posted about 10 months ago. The spam cancellers nuked it, damn them. >Sadly i never saved a copy because WebTV has no hard drive, just like me. >but i know someone around here has saved a copy. It was a big hit with masochists everywhere. >I am not sure who though. Could the person who saved it repost >it please :) Now with 25% less sense! >Posted via Talkway - http://www.talkway.com >Exchange ideas on practically anything (tm). And on nothing that anyone gives a damn about. -- Regards, Podkayne Fries Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.
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