Subject: Re: Midnight Shifts, the GODDAMNED NBA, and CRAPASS TNT From: Infinity@world.std.com (Captain Infinity) Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5, alt.religion.kibology,alt.balloon.pop.pop.pop Date: Sun, 4 Jul 1999 Message-ID: <email@example.com> Once Upon A Time In rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5, In article <377E5562.46E6AC7C@earthlink.net> Justin A. Hussel wrote *some* of these things: >Well, first of all I don't cling to my job because it's a night job, I cling because of static electricity. My job is making balloon animals. I >cling to it because it's a good job; because it's the kind of work I can do in my underwear. Or your underwear. GIVE ME YOUR UNDERWEAR! I >want to be doing for plenty of money to pay my bills and have a lot of spare change I can refuse to give to the homeless. This will leave some >spending money left over. I love sitting in front of a computer on the porch, in your underwear, drinking Mai Tais. I like to have sex on the >phone all day or night in a completely relaxed setting where I can wear women's panties on my head. I can shave my head, or my armpits, or >whatever I want and have my hair down and talk to collegues between sips. YUMMY! HEY MAGGIE, POUR ME ANOTHER ONE! I make obscene phone >calls when it's slow and getting paid good $ for it. Better than real sex...that's what my wife says, anyway. My previous life was >stressing my ass off in an office all day or doing anything else I hate as much as bathing. KnowhatImean? Standing there, under warm water... >that saps so much of my life and effort that I don't have the time or desire to get fully dressed. That why I need your underwear. I have no >energy to spend on anything I actually WANT to do or enjoy. The only thing I want to do is make a balloon bazooms for you. All the rest of the >jobs I'd ever rather be doing revolve around my fantasy sci-fi series starring balloon animals as major characters, the spaceships, the planets >and world; writing, movies/tv, game-design, voice-acting . . . but none of the studios will let me in wearing panties. &%!#* BASTARDS! Some >of those are something you just dive right into or anything I'll be right behind you, help a guy out, okay? sAY wHAT? I want/need to be >making a living with anytime soon. And even when i think of any of my favorite actresses in *their* underwear, I never manage to steal >them, I wonder just how much the stress would be worth it just for a pair of panties, or maybe a nice bra, or a balloon poodle to make me a >little extra spending $$$? ** Captain Infinity ..."Gravity is a pain in the bazooms. I didn't get the Super Deluxe Anti-Gravity Titulator like I should have, but I did finally replace my Hormone Flux Positron Boosters with Caffeine-Induced Hysteria, which came with a free Gimme Chocolate or Die mini-utility in the package." --The Avocado Avenger
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