Subject: Re: USA's bombings of China -- Clinton's non-apology From: Infinity@world.std.com (Captain Infinity) Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,soc.culture.china,talk.politics.china Date: Fri, 21 May 1999 Message-ID: <email@example.com> Followup-To: alt.fan.danielle-fishel Once Upon A Time In alt.fan.tom-servo and elsewhere, In article <97213.349$LI5.firstname.lastname@example.org> Daniel Purdon wrote *some* of these things: >Good point Mortis. When I first joined this newsgroup many people were eating with their fingers. Even the soup! No wonder everyone else is >calling Americans "barbarians." Well, actually, America fights with tactics like hair-pulling. They fight like girls! It's an amusing >strategy. The barbarian thing to do would be to just march in and wipe out the red ants with a can of Raid(tm) and a really big shoe. That would kill >everything in our path, which we could do if we so chose. Everyone should take off their pants and lie in the sun until lightly browned. Then we'll >be thankful that we are not barbarians. The US has spared many lives by not serving spoiled meat at the picnic. Stinky ribs always makes Russia start >sending in ground troops. Not only American lives, but the lives of the neighbor's dogs, who always dig into the trash cans. Those dogs are the >opposition. But, because we fight smarter by using strategy, they call us "fancy lads" and "sissies". Well, that's OK, it's better than being called >cowards. Go figure. They point out the accidents that have happened and order us to change our pants. That makes us remember the good old days and >dwell on them. They fail to recognize that overall this has been a mistake: we're not wearing any pants! So a swift kick in the crotch is a >successful fight. After all, Milosavich is ready to deal. Also, some one has stolen my hot dog bun. Has anyone seen it? Most of the Canadian >people call America and NATO "Nazi." Well, let's stop and think for a few days: do Canadian opinions matter? Here, please hold my weenie for a >minute (I know that will be hard for some of you). What did the actual bun look like, you ask? Bread on two sides, space in the middle. What did >Nazis do? They attempted genocide of the Jews. Milosavich was attempting to crash the picnic while wearing pants. BWA HA HA HAAAA! (Well, we did >the same thing against the ethnic Albanians. We stepped in to stop him. No one wears pants here, buster!) And we refuse to serve spoiled meat. >Yet, WE are the Nazis. That makes a lot of sense, huh? Please pass the mustard. ** Captain Infinity ...newsgroups trimmed, followups set even trimmier <---NTFSET
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