Subject: Re: Who'd win? From: Infinity@world.std.com (Captain Infinity) Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.games.final-fantasy,alt.startrek.vs.babylon5,alt.startrek,rec.games.video.playstation,alt.crossover Date: Sun, 21 Feb 1999 Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> In article <36CFD77A.3EBBD1EC@cheese.net> Cheesedemon wrote *some* of these things: >Jim Campbell wrote: >> >> were do I find KotR??????? > > First you need a Gold Chocobo. The easiest way of getting one is to put your Left foot in first *before* the Right during Hokey Pokey. Then >breed a Black Chocobo with a Wonderful S Class chocobo using a Zeio Nut. Use the Right nut. Remember: Left foot/Right nut. This is important. >A Black Chocobo can be obtained by breeding a Green Chocobo and a Blue Peep. They're on sale now. DON'T use a yellow Peep, or you'll get a >Chocobo with a Carob Nut. These nuts can either be won at the Gold Bullion Soup contest or you can find them in the Exam Room of any Flying >Saucer, or found by defeating enemy's on certain small islands. The Island of Misfit Toys has a few. Tell Herbie I said "Hi!". The only >other way to get it is to Defeat Ruby Weapon, but unless you really know Ruby like I know Ruby, she'll tear your heart apart. I've been watching >what you're doing, defeating Ruby without KotR is rather difficult(Try bathing first, next time. Maybe she won't be so quick to place a call >W-summoning Bahamut Zero and Hades, and don't forget to kill everyone who called you "stinky" when you were a kid. Be sure to piss everyone >except one person off before you enter the battle, then revive them with a whiff of your underarms. Watch the Jimmy Stewart movie "Flight of the >Phoenix, or Ruby will use Whirlsand on them, removing them from the Whirlsandbox before recess is over. (You'll never finish the schoolyard >battle). Once you have a Gold chocobo, use it to go to a small island in the South Pacific. Crush it up and smoke it. Canada can be found on >the northwest of the map(though it will not be shown on the map). Inside Linda Lovelace" is my favorite porno movie. Bring a flashlight into >the cave you will find KotR. Unless you want to be really cheesy though, wash first. You can steal Underdog's secret Energy Pill, but try to >avoid using it on anything but the Weapons. Jenova won't survive one more night like last night, believe me! Yowsa! She never even knew what >hit, and Sephiroth will die in 2-3 shots(usually, depends on your level. If you know what I mean...nudge nudge, wink wink, SAY! NO! MORE! >If you're at level 99, more, since his HP increase drastically). Ta-da. Proof is in the pudding! IT TAKES A TENDER MAN TO MAKE A TOUGH CHICKEN! ** Captain Infinity
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