Subject: Re: Desperately Seeking Wonka From: Captain Infinity Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.fan.movie.willy-wonka Date: Sat, 13 Oct 2001 Message-ID: <email@example.com> In the future, on an imaginary day which may or may not come to pass, WWS wrote *some* of these things: >BUT WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR THIS!! > >On the way home I stopped at a local 7-11 to buy a lotto ticket (got to cover my eyes when the slutty salesgirl hands it to me. She won't let me get to >all the bases) and on the way out of the store I spot a skinny guy over by the "No Public Urination" sign. I put that up 'cuz drunks kept peeing into my >dumpster. Looking carefully I saw the long gray beard, the unkempt beard, the quivering beard...I tell ya, his 3 beards were a big part of his >appearance, the furtive eyes... OMYGOD it's HIM. I yelled at him but as I turned I was suddenly transported to Wonkaland! Just then 30 Oompa Loompas >advanced toward him he scuttled around the dumpster and disappeared into the Educated Eggdicator. He screamed all the way down. It echoed into >the night. I wonder if he landed on Veruca Salt? I'll have to rappel down and check. >The search starts tomorrow. ** Captain Infinity
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