Subject: re: Wuhwhus wins!
From: Blackhawk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo
Date: 27 Jun 1998
Message-Id: <openbook-2706981256150001@ppp-asfm03--120.sirius.net>
In article <35983435.7029849@news-f.std.com>
Captain Infinity wrote:
> Due to an overwhelming lack of negative response from the judges
who have the interest and participatory skill of a fossilized rutabaga
> ("an infinite amount of less", so to speak) I hereby declare WWS the WINNAH
of a lifetime supply of BUTTER! Also a Child-proof cap inscribed with the words
> of the "Wackylace a post by 'Richard Van Fossan'" contest!
>
> WWS' was the first and only entry in the contest, which surely sets some
people to wonder how come he was the only one who didn't "get it"? Surely it's
> kind of record, possibly an LP!
>
> WWS' record, almost imaginatively titled "I must be a Shining Wit! (and not
simply a guy with too much time on his hands, a drug problem and a desire to be
> a whining shit)" was published on the Tyler.net label and is now available
several flavors; butter, oregano, rutabaga, JMS in boxer shorts and philtrum
> at your favorite Usenet record store, or online at
Jay Denebiem's house but the server is offline 'cause he's playing DOOM so try
> http://x3.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=365547786&CONTEXT=898904989.644939805
>
> aS THE gRAND pRIZE wINNAH eek I forgot to turn my capslock off excuse me
while I take my pants off , scratch my philtrum, wipe my lips and try again.
> As the Grand Prize Winnah, WWS receives a box of fresh purple Peeps,
a videotape of "Amazon Women on the Moon" [1] and a pair of used box-er shorts
> autographed by yours truly.
>
> (The Peeps that is, not the box. I autograph them WITH MY TONGUE!)
(tastes like...Victory!)
>
> Send me your address, WWS (I promise I won't publish it in a META tag on my
chest, but I'll be posting it to alt.usenet.kooks and have it prominently on my
> web page) and your Peeps will be winging their way to you via the
Van Fossan mail service, takes 10 years but gets there eventually unlike the
> U.S.Postal System, the best damn postal system in the United States!
>
> And now, for those of you unable to access the World Wide Web due to
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (FAS) and a long and flat philtrum or due to
> Parental Restrictions, here is the winning entry!
>
I agree WWS wins! Congrats!
**
Blackhawk
"I realize this defies the law of gravity, but then I never studied law"
-Bugs Bunny
[1] "Voyage to the Planet of the Prehistoric women by Peter Bogdonovich
was infinitely better.
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