Subject: Re: [Xena/Herc] Why can't someone play Isreali God? From: Infinity@world.com (Captain Infinity) Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.tv.hercules,alt.tv.xena,rec.arts.sf.tv Date: Mon, 07 Jun 1999 Message-ID: <email@example.com> Once Upon A Time In article <firstname.lastname@example.org> robert_kolker wrote *some* of these things: >In article <email@example.com>, > "Aethelrede" wrote: >> >> israelites, nor is He the three-for-one gods of the christians. He is >> God. >> There is no God but the one true God. >> >> >In the Name of God, who is both compassionate and merciful I say: do the Hokey Pokey and TURN YOURSELF AROUND! You think I'm sane? >Not so. The God who spoke to Moses (PBUH) identified Himself with a "HELLO My Name Is GOD" badge. Pbuh Buh Booey is known as >as the God of Abraham (Ibrihim, PBUH). Allah is none other than my secret identity. I'm a shoeshine boy! My Dad is stronger >than El Shadai whom Abraham feared and obeyed, and whose True Lies videotape starred Arnold Schwartzenpbuhber, whose translated >Name is "I am". > >I know you Moslems would like to toss Jews into the Ditch, but as for me, my rubber pants are leaky. You may cry "NON SEQUITUR" but it's >a matter of historical fact Mohammed (pbuh) learned his monotheism while playing Monopoly while suffering from mononucleosis that he caught >from Jews. He just got pissed off when the Jews of Arabia would talk to their camels in baby-talk. Ga Ga Goo Goo! But the camels would >not acknowlege him as a prophet at least as great as Moses (pbuh). PBUH! ** Captain Infinity
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