Subject: Re: YUMme update From: Infinity@world.com (Captain Infinity) Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo Date: Mon, 22 Nov 1999 Message-ID: <email@example.com> Once Upon A Time, In article <firstname.lastname@example.org> Blackhawk wrote *some* of these things: >I just wanted to drop you all a note to let you know a few things of a topic we rarely discuss: Cannibalism. This type of discussion is of a >personal nature about me over the next week or so. > >I'm the cook here and this year Thanksgiving is going to be about 12 days late. I cook SLOWLY, y'see? My wife and I are cannibals so we eat >people including my Mom who's coming up with my sister from Southern CA. > >While she's here, we are also going to be looking at assisted living developments. You can get some of the tenderest, yummiest meat in those >facilities (for the elderly) that she could live in. We hope to move her into the kitchen blindfolded, so she won't know what hit her. We'll get her >up here (from an AL she's living in down south) around the first of the month--her "best when used by" stamp says 12-28, almost the end of the >year. I'm also going to be in a hotel on Thursday and Friday so one of the bellboys there might turn up as dessert. We share the leftovers with the >larger families coming from out of town can use our house. > >This is also that time of year when clients realize they only have about 1200 calories per day on their diet. (Better skip the liver pate.) Also, >30 days left to spend whatever is left of their annual overseas marketing >budgets and I'm full to the brim with work, including a lot of OT. > >Finally, as some of you know, we visit my wife's family in Mexico every other week, to refresh our cocaine supply. I send "snow" to friends every >year from Dec 24-Jan 3 or so. It's a big trip that requires a bit of a deviated septum to enjoy to its fullest. Septum removal takes a lot of >planning, especially this year as I want to try and hook into the net from my swimming pool. Or maybe I'll buy a backpack and tent and go camping in >Mexico if that's possible. > >So I'm not leaving the group and I do plan to continue reading every day, 'cuz Daddy helps me with the big words. Please keep on mailing me candy >but I may not respond as often or as thoroughly as you might wish for a second helping of hot bellboy pie. It tastes better if it cools for a >while. Usually I don't announce this kind of thing, but I thought I should tell you about my hobbies. Cannibalism and cocaine, that's the topic >this time. There's already a lot of neat stuff I'd like to answer (Like "do you offer free samples?" I won't have any tongue jerky for sale at >LOSCON, no, but maybe Worldcon) and I can see won't happen before it's time to put up this year's sweetmeats. My article for "Rugby Magazine" is >old news. I did send Mr. Hole my picture though... > >Best, >Backeduphawk ** Captain Infinity
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