Subject: Something I wonder about...about Bubbles From: Captain Infinity Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.fan.cecil-adams,alt.religion.kibology,alt.balloon.pop.pop.pop Message-ID: <36c5d808.132969669@news-f.std.com> Where do bubbles go when they pop? ** Captain Infinity
Subject: Re: Something I wonder about...about Bubbles From: Rev Chuck Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.fan.cecil-adams,alt.religion.kibology,alt.balloon.pop.pop.pop Message-ID: <36C00E68.71EE@-REMOVE_THIS-erols.com> Captain Infinity wrote: > > Where do bubbles go when they pop? > > ** > Captain Infinity They instantly reappear in the soda bottle across the room. Quantum tunneling effect.
Subject: Re: Something I wonder about...about Bubbles From: "Lazarus" Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.fan.cecil-adams,alt.religion.kibology,alt.balloon.pop.pop.pop Message-ID: <79qstn$c0v@bgtnsc01.worldnet.att.net> Captain Infinity wrote in message <36c5d808.132969669@news-f.std.com>... >Where do bubbles go when they pop? > >** >Captain Infinity I usually put them in this hole in the ground I carry around.
Subject: Re: Something I wonder about...about Bubbles From: Anti-Blair Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.fan.cecil-adams,alt.religion.kibology,alt.balloon.pop.pop.pop Message-ID: <smjames-0902992127180001@ppp-206-170-2-130.sntc01.pacbell.net> > ) Where do bubbles go when they pop? They've gone to graveyards, every one. When will they ever learn? Oh, when will they ever learn?
Subject: Re: Something I wonder about...about Bubbles From: "P" Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.fan.cecil-adams,alt.religion.kibology,alt.balloon.pop.pop.pop Message-ID: <36c20420.0@d2o26.telia.com> Captain Infinity asked: >Where do bubbles go when they pop? > >** To the same place that the white color go when snow melts.
Subject: Re: Something I wonder about...about Bubbles From: B. Chas Parisher Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.fan.cecil-adams,alt.religion.kibology Message-ID: <bangF6yq85.KGB@netcom.com> Captain Infinity sez: :) Where do bubbles go when they pop? She goes out with Blossom and Buttercup to save the world before bedtime!
Subject: Re: Something I wonder about...about Bubbles From: Mariane Desautels Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.fan.cecil-adams,alt.religion.kibology,alt.balloon.pop.pop.pop Message-ID: <36C23692.B6F7D5D@POLLUTIONvideotron.ca> Captain Infinity wrote: > > Where do bubbles go when they pop? Soapy water (erstwhile bubbles) spatters into a fine mist, joins the Giant Mist of Avalon, and go eat gorillas for breakfast.
Subject: Re: Something I wonder about...about Bubbles From: James "Kibo" Parry Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology Battlestar-Galactica-Date: 3029 centons, 34 microns, 0.02 abians Message-ID: <kibo-1002990115360001@ppp0a010.std.com> Captain Infinity (Infinity@world.std.com) wrote: > > Where do bubbles go when they pop? I sense Cap'n Infinity making a big dotted line in the shaped of a sideways "8" throughout his neighborhood for all eternity, because everyone knows an "8" is a closed loop but only if you turn it sideways. Then Mommy asks, "Who left the fresh fish in the microwave for six hours?" and he points to his invisible friend I. DIDIT and yells "I. DIDIT!" Next he tries to give his pet bubble a bath by pouring bubble bath on it and it explodes, and then his pet ant runs away when he's not looking, and then the big kids take away his favorite rock. Also they step on ants continuously for the next twenty-four hours just in case they get the right one. -- K. YOU PEOPLE, STOP TRAVELING BACK IN TIME JUST TO BE MEAN TO LITTLE CAPTAIN INFINITY!!!
Subject: Re: Something I wonder about...about Bubbles From: Infinity@world.std.com (Captain Infinity) Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.fan.cecil-adams,alt.religion.kibology,alt.balloon.pop.pop.pop Message-ID: <36c57700.1804677@news-f.std.com> In article <rnKw2.610$nx.766612@newshog.newsread.com> robgood wrote: > >Captain Infinity wrote: > > >> Where do bubbles go when they pop? > >I couldn't let this bubble discussion go on too long without some gratuitous >remark. Well, you *could* if you tried with *both* hands. >You'll notice that small bubbles make more noise than large ones when they >pop. It's because of the pressure differential. I've always thought it was because smaller bubbles have tighter vocal cords, same as humans. Older humans have vocal cords that are much more stretched, so they are less able to make those ear-splitting shrieks that kids make in the supermarket line at lunchtime when you're waiting to pay for a pepper-turkey sandwich while standing behind a woman with a four-year-old attached to the end of her left arm and a two-year-old sitting in the carriage seat busily filling the cart with candy bars, TV Guides, 3"x5" booklets that promise to help you LOSE WEIGHT BY FOLLOWING YOUR PERSONAL ASTROLOGICAL DIET (18 pages, $2.95) and anything else in reach while Mom is distracted by the older child who is busy throwing a tantrum because Mom won't buy her issue #2 in the new Marvel Comic "TELETUBBIES vs BARNEY, GUEST STARRING THE UNCANNY X-MEN", the cries emanating from her young throat threatening not only to make your eardrums bleed but to shatter the plastic 16 oz. bottle of Dr Pepper you are holding, as well. Older humans have trouble making such sounds. Try lighting one on fire. You'll see...their cries don't even come close to the younguns. Same with bubbles. >Hence the louder pre-boiling sound of water degassing, releasing those tiny >bubbles, than the sound from the pot once the water's actually boiling. Sometimes I hear bubbles rise up my spinal cord and race through the back of my neck up into my skull, where they pop in my brain. Is my pineal gland boiling? Or is my backbone made of Rice Krispies? >One version (8:3 mass ratio of diammonium lauryl sulfosuccinate to >lauramidopropyl dimethyl glycine betaine) of my US pat. 5,336,446, >especially if the bath water's at least slightly hard, makes an extremely >fine foam and then fizzes almost like a carbonated beverage as they pop. You know an awful lot, can I ask you a question? Does this look infected to you? >So if you want most to annoy others by popping bubble gum, don't try to blow >big bubbles with it. Oh heck, if I want to annoy someone with bubble gum I'll just throw tiny pieces of it in his hair. KIDS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME! WAIT UNTIL SOCIAL STUDIES CLASS! >Robert >Net-Tamer V 1.11 - Registered Captain Infinity Purebred. Fixed. Housebroken. Has all his shots. ...P.S. My spellchecker wanted to change > (8:3 mass ratio of diammonium lauryl sulfosuccinate to > lauramidopropyl dimethyl glycine betaine) to > (8:3 mass ratio of diaphanous laurel suppositional to > lactationally dimethyl glycogen beguine) I'm compelled to mention this makes EXACTLY AS MUCH SENSE as the original.
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