Subject:    Re: Something I wonder about.... about Jesus
From:       Captain Infinity
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.religion.christian,alt.english.usage
Message-ID: <38f14898.2197142@news-f.std.com>

Once Upon A Time,
In article <38EE44C2.DF24513C@yahoo.com>
Antifrance wrote:

>If Jesus went to Puerto Rico and met another guy named Jesus, could you
>pluralize them as "Jesii?"

And if they left for a weekend in Malibu and then came back, would
George Lucas make a film titled "Return of the Jesii"?  If so, would
Jesus have to learn how to wield a lightsaber, or would he just throw
his halo like Xena tosses her metal whizz-ring?  Would the other Jesus
have enough control over the Force to deflect it, or would it cut off
his arm?  Please answer in the group, as I've totally lost control over
my email program lately.

Yours in Christ,
Monica DeVertebrae, ESQ

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