You are bold, Brother Tyler
a Lewis Carroll parody
`Repeat, "You are bold, Brother Tyler,"' said the Redneck with the Caterpillar(tm). Blackhawk folded his hands, and began:-- `You are bold, Brother Tyler,' the young poster said, `And your politics have become very white; And yet you stand your logic on it's head-- Do you think, at your age, it is right?' `In my youth,' Brother Tyler replied to the won, `I feared it might injure the sane; But, now that I'm perfectly sure there are none, Why, I do it again and again.' [Image] Brother Tyler standing logic on it's head `You are bold,' said the youth, `as I mentioned before, And have grown atheistically fat; Yet you turned Nadar Green, so like a whore-- Pray, what is the reason of that?' `In my youth,' said the sage, as he shook his dreadlocks, `I kept all my facilties supple By the use of this ganga--one hundred a box-- Allow me to sell you a couple?' [Image] Brother Tyler somersaulting in the door `You are bold,' said the youth, `and your positions too weak For anything tougher than Arthur; Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak-- Pray how did you manage his anger?' `In my youth,' said his friend, `I looked at at flaws, And argued each case with my wife; And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaws, Has lasted the rest of my life.' [Image] Brother Tyler having eaten the goose `You are bold,' said the youth, `one would hardly suppose That your act was as shakey as ever; Yet you balanced a Christian on the end of your nose-- What made you so awfully clever?' `I have answered three questions, and that is enough,' Said his pal; `don't give yourself airs! Do you think I can listen all day to such fluff? Be off, or I'll kick you down stairs!' [Image] Brother Tyler balancing Christians on his nose
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