Subject:    [rec.arts.tv] Re: I Do not Believe that 
             Anything Exists in the Universe. Period.
From:       Timothy A. McDaniel
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
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Subject: Re: I Do not Believe that Anything Exists in the Universe. Period. 
From:    Captain Infinity
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv, alt.fan.tom-servo, alt.folklore.urban

Matt Bramanti wrote:

>Attmay wrote:
>>
>>You are figments of someone's imagination, so am I. Goodbye forever.
>
>Very true. This somewhat parallels the Darksucker Theory, which states that
>light is merely the absence of dark, in the same way that cold is the
>absence of heat. Hence, lightbulbs do not produce light, they absorb dark.

This also explains the term "blow job".

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