Subject: Re: IT.....IS.....TIME... From: Captain Infinity Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.religion.kibology,comp.society.futures Message-ID: <email@example.com> In article <firstname.lastname@example.org> Blackhawk wrote: >> If Usenet only has four winds, who are the other three? > >Who cares if your three sheets to the wind? Besides, you still haven't >answered my original question: > >How many "mentions" equals 1 "Barney"???? You keep asking this at the wrong time. It's like, what, 8:00 in the morning right now. "Flinstones" is playing on the TV in the other room; I can hear Fred and Barney yelling. They're at the fights (Bronto Crushrock VS The Masked Mauler). I'm not making this up for the sake of synchronicity, dammit, you keep doing this to me. I swear you're somehow controlling the events of my life...at least insofar as they relate to cartoons.  It's like a riddle, right? I'm terrible with riddles. I always feel like Chumley. FADE IN, SPOILER SPACESHIP INTERIOR. CAPTAIN INFINITY (seated on right) Duhhhh, hey Tennessee, how many "mentions" equals 1 "Barney"???? TENNESSEE TUXEDO (seated in middle) (Thinks it over.) I. Don't. Know. How many "mentions" DOES equal 1 "Barney"???? MR. WHOOPEE (seated at left) (Pulls expanding blackboard out of fourth-dimensional storage case.) (Draws a purple dinosaur, an equals sign, and the word "mention".) The answer is: !  ALL LAUGH AT PUN. FADE OUT. FADE IN TO UGLY GIANT STOMPING CITY. ANNOUNCER Looks like this is THE END! ** Captain Infinity ... What T-shirt am I wearing today? ... This is the part I can never get
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